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Eddie, you're dreaming.
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- Eddie?
- What?
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You're dreaming.
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- Oh. Good morning.
- Good morning.
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I'm sorry.
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If this goes in,
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this is gonna be a great day.
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If this goes in
two out of three times,
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this is gonna be a great day.
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Whoa!
This is gonna be a great day.
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A great day!
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A... great day!
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So, what do you think?
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We'll finish
the first floor today, huh?
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I don't think so.
He's closing the project.
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- What's going on?
- I can't keep the project going.
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- I know you were counting on this.
- What do you mean?
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I lost my backing.
I gotta shut down.
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- The whole development?
- Yeah.
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I can bring this in for less.
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- Eddie, I'm busted.
- I can make adjustments.
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I owe you money. I'll get it to you.
Let's at least...
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I'll call you tomorrow.
This is a great house.
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You know what you can make
on a house like this?
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This looks like a problem,
but we're fine.
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No problem.
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Delahaas says
this project is over, right?
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All this work
down the drain, right?
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You kidding?
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Look. This was gonna
be an incredible house:
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A big, beautiful home
on the water.
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If this was my place,
I'd go into hock to finish it.
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That's what
I'm gonna do!
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I'm gonna get a loan.
I'm gonna take this over.
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This isn't a problem.
It's an incredible opportunity!
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Turn around and look at what
I'm talking about. Look.
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Take the day off.
I gotta organize a few things.
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This is a great day!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hello, Dad.
Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
Lola, you look beautiful.
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You guys gonna stay
the whole weekend?
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We all brought work.
Jake brought his entire office.
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We're having the phone
glued to his face.
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From New York to West Hampton,
I made one call.
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It lasted from New York
to West Hampton.
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I'm so glad
you brought your gun.
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You never know
who's gonna break in.
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Why do we have
to drive to the country?
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Oscar!
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I have a business
to run, you know.
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- It's my father's birthday.
- We could've seen him in the city.
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This is a family of lunatics.
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I like your outfit.
It's really weird.
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I got an "A" for this
in design class,
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but to me the
whole thing seems...
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- kinda conservative.
- No. Believe me, it's really weird.
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- Yeah? Thanks.
- Yeah.
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Tense up, everybody.
Uncle Oscar.
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Look at this.
Mud. Mud!
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$1,100 shoes, and
they leave mud around.
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I know the girls aren't here,
but I can't wait.
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I'm gonna make a toast.
Here's to you, Morris.
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- Know why I like your birthday?
- Gives you a chance to talk.
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He's always
giving me shots, this guy.
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Let's go around the table.
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Why is Grandpa's
birthday so special?
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- Betsy first.
- Well...
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It brings our family together,
and families are what count.
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Listen to him.
I had to drag him here.
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He said he had work.
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Probably had to work the skirt off
some bleached blonde.
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Has he ever done that?
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Four of them, that I know of.
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- You never told me.
- He's not worth complaining about.
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I'm getting even.
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Every time he tells me
about a parcel of real estate,
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I buy it under another name,
and then I sell it to him.
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He thinks he's dealing
with a stranger. It's me.
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I never knew you
were having problems.
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I just remember that someday
I'll have a nice nest egg.
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I can take a walk,
and he can go fuck himself.
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Then I feel much better!
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Come on,
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you're not telling me anything.
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Tell me your news.
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Betsy?
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Well, I sort of have some news.
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Jake and I are getting married.
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Oh, my God.
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My God!
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See? You don't find
things out unless you ask.
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I am so happy for you.
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- I knew you were going to say that.
- Really?
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My little sister married.
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Mazel tov! I knew it.
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You're getting married, and
I can't find a guy to play cards.
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I hate you!
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I'm gonna make the first gift.
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It's a hard world.
Values have changed.
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What's the hardest thing
for a young couple to find today?
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A good rental.
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I'm giving you an apartment
in one of my buildings...
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at a very reasonable price.
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That's very generous.
That's so nice.
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See? I'm tough,
but I love my family.
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This is so great.
This is so great!
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- Are you all right? Are you in shock?
- No!
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You're gonna have
a fantastic wedding.
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Wait a minute.
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- What do you mean by fantastic?
- Wonderful.
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- But not big and expensive?
- Gee, no.
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When I say fantastic,
I mean cheap and ugly.
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You're our first daughter
getting married!
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But Jake and I were thinking
of something really small.
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Maybe a few friends and family.
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We'd like to acknowledge...
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- the different ethnic strains.
- Some Jewish food from Mom's side,
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some Italian wine
from your side.
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Anything you want, you've got.
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There are wonderful things
from the Jewish ceremony.
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Jake could step on the glass.
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They could carry you on chairs
like Grandma and me.
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They nearly dropped her.
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- What do you think?
- He's a good kid. I like him.
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I didn't know what
you were thinking.
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You went into a trance.
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- I was excited.
- It looked like a trance.
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Did you see the look
on Connie's face?
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This is kinda tough for her.
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I don't know why
she can't find somebody.
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- She's such an attractive woman.
- She's beautiful!
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Has it anything to do with
the fact she carries a gun?
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It can really slow a guy down.
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- So, listen.
- What?
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We have a wedding coming up now.
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We better not start
any new business deals.
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What do you mean, new?
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New. No new deals.
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I just got a loan
on that house I'm building.
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I know, but maybe
we're overextending ourselves.
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- Get some advice from Oscar.
- Don't talk about Oscar.
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I can't do this
if I'm thinking of Oscar.
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I'm afraid we're
gonna get caught...
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in too many projects
at one time.
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We have to concentrate
on one thing at a time.
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I'm trying to.
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I want you to meet Jake's parents.
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Let me introduce you
to my family.
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- My sister, Angelica.
- Hello, I'm Nancy.
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This is my mother, Rose.
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Hello.
May we call you Rose?
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What else are you gonna call me?
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- Please call us Nancy and Henry.
- Sure.
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Sit down.
You look half dead.
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You want to sit
over here on my left?
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We would have
been here sooner,
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but Henry insisted on walking
to save cab fare.
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You can walk
and save yourself a heart attack.
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Henry has this thing
about self-discipline.
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Every time I go to his office,
he's lifting weights.
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Eddie, just a little.
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Please!
So I die ten minutes earlier.
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I ain't got much
on my schedule.
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Here's to Betsy and Jake.
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Go get 'em, kids.
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- Salut.
- Salut.
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I'd like to make a toast
to the parents.
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This was a sudden announcement,
and you're taking it well.
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- Cent'anni.
- Is that...
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- 100 years.
- 100 years. Cinzani?
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- No, Cinzano is a wine.
- I'm sorry.
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Your boyfriend, what does he do?
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He's in business with his father,
investment banking.
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Oh. Hmm. What is that?
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They buy companies and sell them.
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- They buy companies?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Companies?
- Yeah.
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Not bad.
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When a deal goes your way,
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there's nothing
like it in the world.
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- Well, you know better than I do.
- Oh, no.
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I just made a fantastic deal
to take over a house.
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I tell you. I'm in heaven!
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- I love the feeling.
- Great. Good for you, Ed.
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What does he lift
at the office, couches?
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Shh.
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Tell me, what is it
that made you...
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decide to become
a policewoman?
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I don't know.
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I'm interested
in law enforcement.
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I want to work my way up
in the department.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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I just love arresting people.
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- You do?
- God! Yeah.
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You push these guys
over the hood of a car,
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kick their legs apart,
read 'em their rights;
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I'm high for the rest of the day.
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Fabulous.
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They're bailing out
the Savings and Loans,
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but not poor people.
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They have to set some priorities.
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The first priority
is the kid with no food.
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Down at the bottom of the list...
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is some guy who owns Texas.
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I think we should...
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take the money that's
laying in the bank accounts...
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and use that
to put people to work.
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Then give the depositors
a share of the earnings.
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I think that would work great!
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- Don't you?
- Ah, um...
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I got an idea.
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Why don't we go to Ferrara's
and get some cannoli?
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No-No-No. I have a wonderful bottle
of brandy at home.
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Let's go to our place
and toast the kids.
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Let's do that!
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They got some house!
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- Go easy on the bragging.
- All right.
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You should lighten up
on redistributing their wealth.
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Fix your tie.
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This is a Bougeraux,
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A Young Girl Defends Herself
Against Love.
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So French, don't you think?
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The house was built in 1912,
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and it was destroyed
by fire in 1929.
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You have such a beautiful home.
Isn't it beautiful?
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Even my public library
don't look this good.
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Whoa! That must be
a bitch to clean.
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I didn't do anything!
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Henry's just a little competitive.
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He knows exactly
how many repetitions...
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every one of
his vice presidents can do.
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He's got the numbers taped here.
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- Want to give it a go?
- Yeah, thank you.
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Want me to take
a little weight off?
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No, I'm fine.
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I think Jake's father is gonna
offer to pay for the wedding.
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- He hinted at that.
- Pay for what?
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You're just having something
small at home. - I know.
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Don't forget to breathe.
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- What did you say?
- Don't forget to breathe.
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Oh, no. I was breathing.
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That's great to have in the house.
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A wedding in a living room
is a lovely idea.
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It's warm, friendly,
and so on and so forth.
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But let's face it.
249
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:16,381
The good Lord has been
kind to Nancy and me.
250
00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:20,356
I've taken the liberty of
calling the Plaza hotel.
251
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:23,757
With your permission,
I'm gonna give these kids...
252
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:26,353
a glorious wedding...
253
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:30,264
- in a beautiful banquet room.
- Oh, bravo!
254
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:33,667
My God, that's great.
255
00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:35,399
I'm touched.
256
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:38,465
Really. That's a wonderful offer.
257
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:41,376
Lola and I've been lucky lately.
258
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,005
We're actually gonna
throw these kids...
259
00:14:44,081 --> 00:14:46,675
the grandest little
wedding anybody's seen.
260
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:50,016
I know. It's just
we have these friends...
261
00:14:50,087 --> 00:14:53,716
that'd be insulted
if we didn't invite them.
262
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:57,056
We've got this
gigantic family, too.
263
00:14:57,128 --> 00:14:59,221
I'm gonna get a catering hall.
264
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:01,288
I'll tell you what.
265
00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:03,959
I'll get the Grand Ballroom
with that dance band.
266
00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:07,562
No! I'm gonna get them a tent!
267
00:15:07,638 --> 00:15:09,970
This was supposed
to be a tiny wedding.
268
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,532
- We've got all these people.
- And we've got people.
269
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,771
I'm gonna put a big tent...
270
00:15:14,845 --> 00:15:18,042
by this estate I'm building, ;
and we'll have music, dancing...
271
00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:20,675
guys in white jackets,
the whole thing!
272
00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:23,049
Henry, I appreciate your offer,
273
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,886
but this is a pleasure
we've been waiting for.
274
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,255
Right?
275
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,955
It just means too much to us.
276
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:35,557
You were like a couple of bulls,
277
00:15:35,627 --> 00:15:38,255
those mooses, locking horns.
278
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,958
It kept escalating,
like the arms race.
279
00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:42,966
Why didn't you stop?
280
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:45,229
Didn't you feel me
squeeze your arm?
281
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:49,034
- I thought you were excited.
- I was having a heart attack.
282
00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:52,508
It went from a few people
at home to a three-ring circus.
283
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,068
- We can't pay for this.
- Sure, we can.
284
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,740
We're in debt for that house,
285
00:15:57,816 --> 00:16:00,717
no money coming in
except for the nursery.
286
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,652
- You have to call Oscar.
- No, I don't.
287
00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:06,156
What are you saying
"you don't" for?
288
00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:08,852
I made this deal
to build this house on spec.
289
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,589
It's an incredible deal, Oscar.
290
00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:14,564
It's gonna change
my whole life.
291
00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:16,999
That's wonderful.
Why did you...
292
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:19,002
cut it so short on top?
293
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:22,039
You gave me a shiny bald spot
like I'm wearing a miner's hat.
294
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,668
Betsy's getting married and
I've got a wedding to pay for.
295
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,609
You're in a squeeze.
296
00:16:27,679 --> 00:16:30,204
They want you on the site.
Georgie.
297
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:33,217
Georgie? Come.
We'll talk on the way.
298
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,685
Oscar, all I need is $30,000.
299
00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:38,188
You're the only one
who can help me.
300
00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:41,521
By marriage,
you're my flesh and blood.
301
00:16:41,593 --> 00:16:43,527
- Of course I'll help.
- That's great.
302
00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:46,086
- What've you got for collateral?
- Collateral?
303
00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:47,096
Collateral.
304
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:51,261
Okay, I can cut you in on
the house I'm building.
305
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:52,997
This is good.
306
00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:56,063
I'll give you a percentage of
what I make on the spec house.
307
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:59,542
- Good.
- I can give you 15%, 20%.
308
00:16:59,611 --> 00:17:03,411
- This is possible. 20%, 30% is good.
- 20, 15, anything.
309
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,449
- 30%, whatever.
- Let's say 20%.
310
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,417
20%, but I have
to charge interest.
311
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,749
Eddie, do me a favor.
312
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,381
Take a cab. I can't talk now.
313
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,584
- I have some... I'm busy.
- Oscar,
314
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,493
wait till you see this house...
it's fantastic!
315
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:21,623
Georgie, I'm so glad you're here.
316
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:25,101
- This project gonna be on time?
- Of course.
317
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,104
Let me show you around.
318
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,367
This is my brother's boy,
Stevie Dee.
319
00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:31,875
Stevie Dee, say hello.
320
00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:34,468
Nice lookin' boy.
Looks like you.
321
00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,480
- How do you do?
- How do you do?
322
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:38,778
He's a good boy.
Very polite.
323
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,375
I'd like him to learn
the construction business.
324
00:17:41,453 --> 00:17:45,389
He's had a little experience
on a couple of bridges.
325
00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:47,357
He could be your assistant.
326
00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:49,950
Give him a couple of grand a week
and he'll be happy.
327
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,019
Wonderful!
I could use the help.
328
00:17:52,097 --> 00:17:55,555
- He's a good boy. You, don't fuck up.
- Absolutely not.
329
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:59,433
You fuck up, and you're back
in the deli behind the counter.
330
00:18:01,339 --> 00:18:04,001
Come over here, you.
331
00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:06,305
Not you, him.
332
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,938
I'll wait here, Georgie.
333
00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:12,609
- Are you carrying a piece?
- It's okay. I got a license.
334
00:18:12,684 --> 00:18:14,811
Didn't your father
tell you nothing?
335
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:18,879
You wanna be like me,
you gotta be like a businessman.
336
00:18:18,957 --> 00:18:22,893
We do things
with pencils, erasers.
337
00:18:22,961 --> 00:18:25,759
You understand what I'm saying?
338
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:29,027
Erasers.
Sure, I understand.
339
00:18:30,702 --> 00:18:33,398
That's a nice looking boy, Georgie.
340
00:18:33,471 --> 00:18:36,235
He's a good boy.
A little enthusiastic.
341
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:39,674
I got your check.
I appreciate your punctuality.
342
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,939
There's more we could do together.
343
00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:44,072
- We oughta talk.
- We'll see.
344
00:18:44,149 --> 00:18:46,913
You make me proud, huh?
345
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,317
See ya, Georgie.
Thanks for coming by.
346
00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:58,925
I'm thinking of how
I could use your talents.
347
00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,862
I don't want to waste you.
348
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:04,732
My brother-in-law is building
a home on Long Island.
349
00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:08,204
I have an interest.
You could watch over it.
350
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,207
You know, check up on things.
351
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:13,540
Wherever you want me
to go, I'm your man.
352
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,738
You'll be sensational
on Long Island.
353
00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:18,476
Long Island
is your kind of place!
354
00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:25,016
- Eddie, it is beautiful!
- Didn't I tell you?
355
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:25,954
A great house.
356
00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:28,652
It'll be a pleasure
to give you this check.
357
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:31,593
Dad, what is this?
The living room?
358
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:35,121
- No, that's the kitchen.
- It's like a mansion.
359
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:39,830
Use a cheaper grade
of wood. They'll never see it.
360
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:42,236
How much are
the carpenters costing?
361
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,606
Not much.
They've been with me.
362
00:19:45,677 --> 00:19:49,477
- You pay health insurance?
- It's hard to get good guys.
363
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:52,277
This project's gonna fail big.
364
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,716
- You're a softie, a pussy.
- I'm not.
365
00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:57,778
You gotta say,
"I'm the farmer, they're the cows."
366
00:19:57,856 --> 00:19:59,551
- Stevie Dee?
- Here.
367
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:02,422
You're not gonna run wild.
368
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,792
Stevie Dee's gonna watch over.
369
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:08,697
- Be here 8 a.m. Report to me.
- Absolutely.
370
00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:12,930
- You, don't be a pussy!
- I'm not gonna be a pussy or a cow.
371
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,370
I'm gonna be a mean
son of a bitch!
372
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,169
I'm gonna be a real prick
just like you.
373
00:20:17,242 --> 00:20:19,938
I hope so!
374
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:24,345
One crappy fish market isn't
going to hold up a major parcel.
375
00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:27,043
Tell him somebody else
is gonna buy it.
376
00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:30,087
I was observing the site
while you were talking.
377
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:31,281
Good. You'll learn.
378
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,383
I think Uncle Georgie
would be very interested.
379
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,894
He does business in the millions.
380
00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:41,864
- Why would he be interested?
- I'd like to talk to him.
381
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:45,767
- It's extremely interesting.
- Whatever.
382
00:20:54,112 --> 00:20:55,909
Excuse me.
383
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,648
Everything all right?
384
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,311
I came as soon as
I got your message.
385
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,618
I want to speak concerning
my nephew, Stevie Dee.
386
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:08,488
He's doing great.
A wonderful young man.
387
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,051
He wants to emulate me.
388
00:21:11,129 --> 00:21:14,121
He's thinking,
"What would Uncle Georgie do?"
389
00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:16,827
What could I do?
He's my brother's boy.
390
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,266
Naturally.
391
00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:22,796
He sees your brother-in-law's
construction site.
392
00:21:22,874 --> 00:21:26,002
He says, "Uncle Georgie
could move some money here."
393
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,602
He's trying to please me.
You understand?
394
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,047
Sure, being your nephew
and everything.
395
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:34,311
To me, I'm not that interested.
396
00:21:34,385 --> 00:21:37,616
But my brother's boy,
what the hell? Understand?
397
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:41,386
- So, therefore...
- Right.
398
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,053
Talk to your brother-in-law.
399
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,925
Right.
400
00:21:45,997 --> 00:21:48,795
How should I phrase it?
401
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:52,962
Like this.
"Stevie Dee likes your house."
402
00:21:53,037 --> 00:21:57,337
- Stevie Dee likes my house, so what?
- What do you mean?
403
00:21:57,408 --> 00:22:00,309
- You got a sale.
- I got a sale?
404
00:22:00,378 --> 00:22:04,781
He wants to give you $300,000
on top of what it costs you.
405
00:22:04,849 --> 00:22:07,682
Where's a kid gonna get
that kind of money?
406
00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:10,983
He's got the backing of his uncle,
an associate of mine.
407
00:22:11,055 --> 00:22:11,987
$300,000?
408
00:22:12,056 --> 00:22:15,719
It's not just the house.
It could be the development.
409
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,886
You realize what
this could mean for us?
410
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,089
Shopping centers! Malls!
411
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,689
Office buildings!
Complexes of buildings!
412
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,463
Eddie, if we have
these people behind us,
413
00:22:25,536 --> 00:22:27,697
we can really take off.
414
00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:31,469
These people have money.
We could make millions.
415
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:34,409
We'll be moving all over;
the Northeast, Southwest!
416
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,538
- I'm telling you!
- Oscar,
417
00:22:36,614 --> 00:22:38,707
there's no end to what
we could accomplish.
418
00:22:38,783 --> 00:22:40,444
I'm in.
419
00:22:45,923 --> 00:22:47,584
Dad?
420
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:58,767
- May I be of assistance?
- Is my dad here?
421
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,532
No, I'm sorry,
not at the present time.
422
00:23:01,606 --> 00:23:04,404
Is there any way
in which I can help?
423
00:23:04,475 --> 00:23:06,909
I'm Stevie Dee,
Mr. Henner's associate.
424
00:23:06,978 --> 00:23:09,378
Hi. Tell him I came by...
425
00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:12,610
with tapes of bands
for the wedding.
426
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,312
By the way, I can
help you with that.
427
00:23:15,386 --> 00:23:18,514
I know several people
in the music business.
428
00:23:18,589 --> 00:23:22,116
I guess if these don't work out,
429
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,821
I'll be looking for other ideas.
430
00:23:24,896 --> 00:23:27,330
I could take you
to hear some of these bands.
431
00:23:27,398 --> 00:23:30,663
It might help you
to hear them in person.
432
00:23:30,735 --> 00:23:34,034
Maybe.
I work very long hours.
433
00:23:34,105 --> 00:23:36,232
I'm a police officer.
434
00:23:37,675 --> 00:23:39,768
Police officer.
435
00:23:39,844 --> 00:23:41,106
Yeah.
436
00:23:41,179 --> 00:23:44,580
Police officer?
437
00:23:44,649 --> 00:23:46,640
That's right.
438
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:50,154
I have several friends
in the police force.
439
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,622
- What precinct?
- 14th. Midtown Manhattan.
440
00:23:53,691 --> 00:23:56,125
I'm more familiar with Downtown.
441
00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:59,721
It was a pleasure
to meet you, Miss hopper.
442
00:23:59,797 --> 00:24:02,163
Nice meeting you.
443
00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:07,836
Your sister's wedding
is a wonderful thing.
444
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:10,772
I wish her all my best.
445
00:24:13,282 --> 00:24:17,514
- What's wrong with a tent?
- We can't afford a $ 7,000 tent.
446
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:20,282
We have to save money.
I'm doing the flowers.
447
00:24:20,356 --> 00:24:23,154
We got money coming soon.
Let's splurge.
448
00:24:23,225 --> 00:24:26,194
- How many daughters have we got?
- Two.
449
00:24:26,261 --> 00:24:28,422
How are we gonna make it
to the second one?
450
00:24:28,497 --> 00:24:29,361
Nobody likes her.
451
00:24:29,431 --> 00:24:33,197
Oscar and Gloria had a tent
for their anniversary.
452
00:24:33,268 --> 00:24:36,635
There have to be cheaper tents.
Ask Oscar, please.
453
00:24:36,705 --> 00:24:38,730
$7,000? Are you crazy?
454
00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:41,469
- I can get one for half that price.
- Where?
455
00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:43,875
Eddie, I'm a successful businessman.
456
00:24:43,946 --> 00:24:46,414
I know a lot of people
who know people!
457
00:24:46,482 --> 00:24:49,849
I can take care of it.
Let me get to work.
458
00:24:49,918 --> 00:24:53,445
Look, I want a nice, white tent,
459
00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:55,683
not some circus tent.
460
00:24:55,758 --> 00:24:59,216
Relax. It's gonna be
a beautiful tent,
461
00:24:59,294 --> 00:25:02,695
and a glorious, wonderful
wedding... trust me.
462
00:25:02,765 --> 00:25:04,858
Trust me!
463
00:25:06,602 --> 00:25:08,900
- Trust me!
- All right. Okay.
464
00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:17,804
- Dad, how many do you have?
- 85.
465
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,144
- I knew it!
- No, wait, wait.
466
00:25:20,215 --> 00:25:23,241
You invite 'em,
but they won't all come.
467
00:25:23,318 --> 00:25:25,946
- Where should I put this?
- Over there.
468
00:25:26,021 --> 00:25:28,581
Ma, if we invite the DiNapolis,
469
00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:30,955
then we gotta ask all the cousins.
470
00:25:31,026 --> 00:25:33,859
Maybe we should just
stick with the Cerrilos.
471
00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:36,261
You want to put out
the good glasses?
472
00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:38,561
We bought 'em in Moreno, Italy.
473
00:25:38,634 --> 00:25:40,659
Turns out they
were made in China.
474
00:25:40,736 --> 00:25:43,136
I could've gone to Mott Street,
the son of a bitch.
475
00:25:43,205 --> 00:25:45,139
Put this in the kitchen.
476
00:25:45,207 --> 00:25:48,301
I'll do that.
We need more chairs...
477
00:25:48,377 --> 00:25:50,368
from in there.
478
00:25:50,446 --> 00:25:52,846
- I like that boy.
- Me, too.
479
00:25:52,915 --> 00:25:54,849
- Does he cook?
- Not too much.
480
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:58,717
You're lucky.
Let him take out the garbage.
481
00:25:58,787 --> 00:26:02,154
When your grandfather was alive,
remember, Angelica?
482
00:26:02,224 --> 00:26:04,715
I couldn't keep him
out of my kitchen.
483
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:07,057
He didn't know how to cook.
484
00:26:07,129 --> 00:26:10,257
He'd use every pot
to make one little thing.
485
00:26:10,332 --> 00:26:12,857
The oregano!
He didn't know what he was doing!
486
00:26:12,935 --> 00:26:17,668
She threw me out of the kitchen
because I was a better cook.
487
00:26:17,739 --> 00:26:19,138
It drove her crazy.
488
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,439
She couldn't figure out why
my manicotti was so delicious.
489
00:26:22,511 --> 00:26:26,641
She'd pump me.
"Did you add oregano, nutmeg?"
490
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:31,414
I wouldn't tell.
You know the secret?
491
00:26:31,487 --> 00:26:34,979
I used three different cheeses,
but which three?
492
00:26:36,325 --> 00:26:40,659
When I died, I took that
recipe to the grave.
493
00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:43,721
What's the wedding gown like?
Did Betsy design it?
494
00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:46,097
- No.
- Thank God.
495
00:26:46,168 --> 00:26:49,160
Show Grandma the picture
of your wedding gown.
496
00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:52,173
Oh, you brought it.
Let me see it.
497
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:54,300
This is what
Mom and I settled on...
498
00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:56,844
after a lot of negotiation:
499
00:26:56,912 --> 00:26:59,312
Lace around the bodice
and a plunging back.
500
00:26:59,381 --> 00:27:02,544
That not only plunges,
it dive-bombs.
501
00:27:02,618 --> 00:27:04,210
That's the part I like.
502
00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:06,948
After the floor show,
what do we eat?
503
00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:10,355
We're working out the menu.
We haven't quite decided.
504
00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:12,723
- As long as there's no meat.
- No meat?
505
00:27:12,794 --> 00:27:15,354
What are you talking about?
506
00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:17,694
Jake and I don't want any meat.
507
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,996
- No meat?
- They're vegetarian.
508
00:27:20,068 --> 00:27:23,868
These people are gonna
give you money. Give 'em food.
509
00:27:23,939 --> 00:27:26,032
Make sure your mother
doesn't cook it.
510
00:27:26,108 --> 00:27:28,133
I'm pretty sure
that's how I died.
511
00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:29,700
Hold it!
512
00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:33,236
All you have to do
is show up, hold hands,
513
00:27:33,315 --> 00:27:35,613
and the priest will
pronounce you man and wife.
514
00:27:35,684 --> 00:27:37,845
Husband and wife.
Man and wife is sexist.
515
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:42,186
- There won't be a priest.
- No meat, no priest.
516
00:27:42,257 --> 00:27:45,351
What did you say?
No priest?
517
00:27:45,427 --> 00:27:49,193
- We don't want to offend.
- Grandma, we hope you'll understand,
518
00:27:49,264 --> 00:27:51,323
but we don't want
to be hypocrites.
519
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,995
What the hell kind of a wedding
is it without a priest?
520
00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:59,302
We could ask our cousin,
Father Sal, to do the ceremony.
521
00:27:59,374 --> 00:28:01,535
Would we have
to mention God?
522
00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:04,443
They teach them to say God
every ten seconds.
523
00:28:04,513 --> 00:28:07,539
Ma, don't get excited.
524
00:28:07,616 --> 00:28:11,848
Where are you going to find
a priest who doesn't say God?
525
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,412
Are you going
to step on the glass?
526
00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:18,584
- Does it have religious meaning?
- I don't think so.
527
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:21,629
It's a wonderful moment
in a Jewish wedding.
528
00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:25,064
The groom breaks the glass,
and everybody cheers.
529
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,431
I've always pictured
you doing that.
530
00:28:27,502 --> 00:28:30,733
You gotta step on the glass.
Do it for Mom.
531
00:28:30,806 --> 00:28:33,297
What did you ever do
for your mom?
532
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:36,435
He said, "Ma, kids
don't listen to their parents."
533
00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:39,537
You're getting it back.
See how it feels?
534
00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:45,147
Could we cover
her back with lace?
535
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,347
You'll need a lot of lace.
536
00:28:47,422 --> 00:28:49,947
I don't want to cover my back.
537
00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:52,118
They'll see plenty through the lace.
538
00:28:54,129 --> 00:28:58,759
This is so beautiful on you.
Isn't she beautiful?
539
00:28:59,935 --> 00:29:02,529
What's her thing about
covering up my back?
540
00:29:02,604 --> 00:29:05,573
This is a conventional dress.
I hate it!
541
00:29:05,641 --> 00:29:08,474
One thing makes it unique.
What's wrong with that?
542
00:29:09,444 --> 00:29:11,708
What's the matter?
543
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:15,045
Nothing. It's stupid.
544
00:29:15,117 --> 00:29:17,745
I'm not sure if this was...
545
00:29:17,819 --> 00:29:21,346
the piece that I saw...
what happened?
546
00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:23,357
- What happened?
- Nothing.
547
00:29:23,425 --> 00:29:26,189
Nothing!
Just... go ahead.
548
00:29:32,934 --> 00:29:36,028
- Oh, yes! Beautiful.
- Mm. No.
549
00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:40,200
Then we put this
and we see how...
550
00:29:40,275 --> 00:29:45,508
That's beautiful!
Isn't she beautiful?
551
00:29:49,418 --> 00:29:51,477
Oh, ah...
552
00:29:58,293 --> 00:30:00,261
how ya doin'?
553
00:30:00,328 --> 00:30:03,297
This whole wedding thing
is getting really stupid!
554
00:30:03,365 --> 00:30:05,299
What's that?
555
00:30:05,367 --> 00:30:08,234
Your father sent a tape
of a band his cousin has.
556
00:30:08,303 --> 00:30:10,601
They do traditional
wedding stuff.
557
00:30:10,672 --> 00:30:13,835
Everybody has got this
emotional investment.
558
00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:17,106
Connie took one look at me
in my wedding dress,
559
00:30:17,179 --> 00:30:19,841
and starts crying
hysterically.
560
00:30:19,915 --> 00:30:21,974
You don't look
that bad.
561
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:23,517
Thanks!
562
00:30:23,585 --> 00:30:26,520
It's getting to me.
We should sneak off.
563
00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:31,184
Great. There's no
water in the kitchen.
564
00:30:31,259 --> 00:30:35,218
- Is there any in the bathroom?
- I can't get the super.
565
00:30:35,297 --> 00:30:38,892
I hate this place.
It's making me crazy!
566
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,869
♪ ♪
567
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:48,137
What's he doing?
568
00:30:49,711 --> 00:30:53,078
Seems like
a pretty sophisticated band.
569
00:30:53,148 --> 00:30:57,482
No hands now.
Take that garter off!
570
00:30:57,552 --> 00:31:01,511
If he plays at our wedding, he goes
home with a sax up his ass.
571
00:31:03,859 --> 00:31:06,384
Why didn't you
tell me sooner?
572
00:31:06,461 --> 00:31:10,955
- I'd have had someone up there!
- We tell the super.
573
00:31:11,032 --> 00:31:14,024
His hearing only responds
to $50 bills.
574
00:31:14,102 --> 00:31:15,433
I will not have
my niece and nephew...
575
00:31:15,504 --> 00:31:17,938
living in conditions like that.
576
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:20,065
Call me, and don't be shy!
577
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,050
Hello?
578
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:40,145
Hi.
Are you eating home tonight?
579
00:31:40,222 --> 00:31:42,281
Remember this fish market?
580
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,657
I have to take the
fish-market guy to dinner.
581
00:31:45,728 --> 00:31:48,959
He's trying to outmaneuver me.
I gotta romance him.
582
00:31:49,031 --> 00:31:50,794
Uh-huh.
583
00:31:50,866 --> 00:31:53,357
I'm taking him to
this French restaurant.
584
00:31:53,436 --> 00:31:55,529
I hate it,
all that rich food.
585
00:31:55,604 --> 00:31:58,937
- Make a good deal.
- I will.
586
00:31:59,008 --> 00:32:01,568
- Don't get screwed.
- Okay.
587
00:32:04,413 --> 00:32:06,142
Time for dinner!
588
00:32:09,885 --> 00:32:12,353
Oscar,
589
00:32:12,421 --> 00:32:15,254
we have to discuss
our relationship.
590
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:19,317
I can't have an impersonal,
high-pressure day with you,
591
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:23,126
then eat and make love,
all in half an hour.
592
00:32:23,199 --> 00:32:25,565
You think I'm
trying to make love?
593
00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:28,467
Let's not insult
my intelligence.
594
00:32:28,537 --> 00:32:32,029
Ordinarily, you sit, I serve.
595
00:32:32,108 --> 00:32:34,440
You talk, I listen.
596
00:32:34,510 --> 00:32:37,001
When you put the Moo Shu Pork
on the paper plates,
597
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:40,571
it's a sure sign
I'm gonna get shtupped.
598
00:32:40,649 --> 00:32:44,449
Where'd a nice Presbyterian
girl pick up words like that?
599
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,080
From you while you
were shtupping me.
600
00:32:47,156 --> 00:32:50,751
Oscar, how do you think
that makes me feel?
601
00:32:50,826 --> 00:32:53,522
How do you think I feel?
602
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:57,692
Great, judging from the smug look
on your face.
603
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,325
You make me happy.
604
00:32:59,402 --> 00:33:02,599
What do you want from me
after we make love?
605
00:33:02,671 --> 00:33:06,767
I'd like a little talk,
human contact.
606
00:33:06,842 --> 00:33:09,106
Honey,
607
00:33:09,178 --> 00:33:13,308
it breaks my heart to have
to steal these little moments.
608
00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:17,216
It won't be this way for long.
When I tell Gloria about us,
609
00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,278
we'll be able to go
to real restaurants.
610
00:33:20,356 --> 00:33:24,087
Tell her? This is something
you're planning to do?
611
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,960
I can't tell her now.
She has a gallbladder condition.
612
00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:30,658
It might kill her.
613
00:33:30,733 --> 00:33:34,726
I don't know how I'd get
through this without you.
614
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:38,001
You've been wonderful
through the whole thing.
615
00:33:39,008 --> 00:33:41,374
You know,
616
00:33:41,444 --> 00:33:44,277
I'm not really
hungry anymore.
617
00:33:46,549 --> 00:33:49,848
Okay. We'll use
the time to talk.
618
00:33:52,221 --> 00:33:55,349
How'd your dinner
go tonight?
619
00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:59,019
- I didn't exactly get what I wanted.
- What a shame.
620
00:33:59,095 --> 00:34:02,496
I said, "$500,000.
That's my last offer."
621
00:34:02,565 --> 00:34:04,658
I'll let 'em dangle a while.
622
00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:07,224
I'm willing to go higher.
623
00:34:07,303 --> 00:34:09,931
This is the fish market
we're talking about?
624
00:34:10,005 --> 00:34:11,700
Yes.
625
00:34:11,774 --> 00:34:14,709
How high are you willing to go?
626
00:34:14,777 --> 00:34:17,405
If I have to, $1,200,000.
627
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,243
You're clever.
628
00:34:19,315 --> 00:34:22,546
- I've been doing this.
- You really need this land...
629
00:34:22,618 --> 00:34:26,281
- or the project falls apart.
- He doesn't know that.
630
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:29,153
What if he just
won't sell?
631
00:34:29,225 --> 00:34:32,490
$1,500,000.
That's as high as I'll go.
632
00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:40,499
I gotta get some sleep.
I got a big day tomorrow.
633
00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:42,628
Oscar, I don't know
how you do it.
634
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:44,468
- Good night.
- Good night.
635
00:34:45,674 --> 00:34:47,869
I'll get it.
636
00:34:47,943 --> 00:34:50,411
Thank you. I just need a second.
637
00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,375
- Hi.
- Hi.
638
00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:01,246
What do you think?
Is it too weird?
639
00:35:01,323 --> 00:35:04,156
- What?
- My dress.
640
00:35:04,226 --> 00:35:06,820
I don't want to freak
your mother out.
641
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,729
Well, it's different.
642
00:35:09,798 --> 00:35:12,426
It's great.
It's just different.
643
00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:15,664
Do you think
it's too much for the opera?
644
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,638
- No.
- I've worked all week.
645
00:35:17,706 --> 00:35:22,006
Last night, I took it apart
and did it over.
646
00:35:22,077 --> 00:35:24,102
I'm all set.
647
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:26,944
Betsy, what a dress!
648
00:35:27,016 --> 00:35:29,211
What a dress!
649
00:35:29,285 --> 00:35:31,845
I'll get Henry.
He's having a bite.
650
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,855
You look smashing!
651
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:36,221
Henry, Betsy's here.
652
00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:40,661
She looks like an explosion
in a dress factory.
653
00:35:40,729 --> 00:35:42,924
It can't be that bad.
654
00:35:47,503 --> 00:35:50,063
Kaboom!
Hey! Wow!
655
00:35:50,139 --> 00:35:53,006
You know, it gets cold
there at night.
656
00:35:53,075 --> 00:35:57,068
You should have something
around your shoulders.
657
00:35:57,146 --> 00:36:01,378
This would look sensational
with that outfit.
658
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,611
Oh, fabulous.
659
00:36:03,686 --> 00:36:05,620
I'll get my purse and we'll go.
660
00:36:05,688 --> 00:36:07,883
Thank you. It really...
661
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,788
Covers my dress.
662
00:36:09,858 --> 00:36:12,053
My parents aren't free spirits.
663
00:36:12,127 --> 00:36:15,119
Being creative is
buying low and selling high.
664
00:36:15,197 --> 00:36:19,361
Maybe next time
you could pull back a little?
665
00:36:19,435 --> 00:36:22,370
Wear something
a little squarer?
666
00:36:22,438 --> 00:36:26,636
My clothes are like this.
I'll spend my life in this cape.
667
00:36:26,709 --> 00:36:30,509
Be creative, just don't
let it show so much.
668
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:33,844
You'll have an easier time
with them.
669
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:36,282
Let's go.
We don't want to be late.
670
00:36:36,352 --> 00:36:39,321
You look fabulous
in that cape.
671
00:36:39,388 --> 00:36:40,912
Fabulous.
672
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,288
- You okay?
- Fabulous.
673
00:36:43,359 --> 00:36:48,092
He's too damn worried
about what his parents think.
674
00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:52,293
They're gonna be unhappy
with parts of the wedding.
675
00:36:52,368 --> 00:36:54,302
You marry each other,
676
00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:57,032
but have to worry
about other people.
677
00:36:57,106 --> 00:37:00,769
- Our wedding was like that.
- How?
678
00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:02,708
Dad didn't want
to hurt his family...
679
00:37:02,778 --> 00:37:05,576
by getting married
in a synagogue.
680
00:37:05,648 --> 00:37:09,106
I didn't want to hurt mine
by marrying in a church.
681
00:37:09,184 --> 00:37:12,278
That's why we went
to the Justice of the Peace.
682
00:37:12,354 --> 00:37:14,515
Five minutes
in a dingy office.
683
00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:18,617
- That must've been awful.
- We both felt disappointed.
684
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:21,686
That's why he's making
a production of yours.
685
00:37:21,764 --> 00:37:24,824
You never got to step
on the glass or anything?
686
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:26,731
No.
I missed that.
687
00:37:26,802 --> 00:37:28,963
We came from
different backgrounds.
688
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,336
It's hard to make them mesh.
689
00:37:31,407 --> 00:37:34,672
I realize how different
Jake and I are.
690
00:37:34,743 --> 00:37:37,610
- We're really different!
- Yeah!
691
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,616
Different is good.
Dad and I are different.
692
00:37:41,684 --> 00:37:46,621
I'd like some cabbage soup,
sour cream. He eats...
693
00:37:46,689 --> 00:37:50,181
salami and hot peppers
with eggplant and gorgonzola.
694
00:37:50,259 --> 00:37:52,454
This is what they feed
to laboratory animals...
695
00:37:52,528 --> 00:37:54,758
when they want to
pump their stomachs.
696
00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:58,630
When you're just like someone,
it can be so boring.
697
00:38:01,537 --> 00:38:04,631
I never realized how much
Jake and I are different.
698
00:38:04,707 --> 00:38:08,006
Now I'm starting
to get worried.
699
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:10,773
Jake's family
isn't loose like ours.
700
00:38:10,846 --> 00:38:13,144
When we go out to eat,
701
00:38:13,215 --> 00:38:16,446
Jake checks to make sure
he's eating with the right forks.
702
00:38:16,518 --> 00:38:18,486
- Me, I just eat.
- That doesn't matter.
703
00:38:18,554 --> 00:38:21,148
I like music.
It puts Dad to sleep.
704
00:38:21,223 --> 00:38:22,884
I like peace and quiet.
705
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,392
To him, life's
an amusement park.
706
00:38:25,461 --> 00:38:29,557
After a while, you start
to realize that that is fun.
707
00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:31,758
That it's fun
to be different.
708
00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:35,167
You complement each other,
learn from one another.
709
00:38:35,237 --> 00:38:39,071
It's really very stimulating...
710
00:38:39,141 --> 00:38:41,939
to see life
from a different point of view.
711
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:45,036
To introduce each other
to new things.
712
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,082
Oh!
713
00:38:47,149 --> 00:38:49,208
Oh, my goodness!
714
00:38:49,284 --> 00:38:53,345
- Do you want to kill yourself?
- Let's go home.
715
00:38:53,422 --> 00:38:55,856
Why can't you do
one thing at a time?
716
00:38:55,924 --> 00:38:56,856
I'm fine.
717
00:38:56,925 --> 00:38:58,290
Why do you want
to hurt yourself?
718
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,160
- You have children.
- I'm okay.
719
00:39:02,231 --> 00:39:05,064
I am not coming
back here again!
720
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:08,729
Do I have to see you fall
on your head or something?
721
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:11,238
This illustrates my point.
722
00:39:11,372 --> 00:39:13,169
Good night.
723
00:39:37,665 --> 00:39:39,064
Hold it!
I'm a police officer.
724
00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:41,897
Good evening. Stevie Dee.
725
00:39:41,969 --> 00:39:45,097
You scared me.
All I heard was footsteps.
726
00:39:45,173 --> 00:39:47,266
Sorry if I upset you.
727
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:51,209
Perhaps you'd like
a little dinner?
728
00:39:51,279 --> 00:39:53,770
- It's midnight.
- I understand.
729
00:39:53,848 --> 00:39:57,944
Since you get off a long shift,
you might be a little hungry.
730
00:39:58,019 --> 00:40:00,010
No, thanks.
I gotta get home.
731
00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:01,817
I don't want to impose.
732
00:40:01,889 --> 00:40:05,985
I just want you to know
that I'm at your service.
733
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,994
If you need anything,
734
00:40:08,062 --> 00:40:12,021
if anybody ever bothers you,
even in the smallest way,
735
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,034
please call me.
736
00:40:14,102 --> 00:40:16,468
I'm a cop.
737
00:40:16,537 --> 00:40:19,768
If anybody bothers me,
I arrest them.
738
00:40:19,841 --> 00:40:23,106
Naturally.
I just want you...
739
00:40:23,177 --> 00:40:25,668
Excuse me.
740
00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:30,776
I want you to know
that I am at your service.
741
00:40:30,852 --> 00:40:32,786
I'm not ashamed to say this.
742
00:40:32,854 --> 00:40:35,254
I think a man should reveal
this kind of thing.
743
00:40:35,323 --> 00:40:38,759
I think about you
all the time.
744
00:40:40,595 --> 00:40:43,860
Can I give you a lift?
Get you a taxi?
745
00:40:43,931 --> 00:40:47,890
No. I'll be fine.
Thank you.
746
00:40:51,572 --> 00:40:53,540
Thank you.
747
00:41:01,015 --> 00:41:04,610
% %
748
00:41:11,692 --> 00:41:15,128
Did the kids tell you
about the apartment?
749
00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:16,026
No. What?
750
00:41:16,097 --> 00:41:18,895
I got around to going
to their new place.
751
00:41:18,966 --> 00:41:21,491
It's cute. The thing is,
752
00:41:21,569 --> 00:41:25,630
I can get them a fabulous
Eastside apartment.
753
00:41:25,706 --> 00:41:28,675
I'll buy it and rent it to them.
754
00:41:28,743 --> 00:41:32,144
I need your help
in telling Uncle Oscar.
755
00:41:32,213 --> 00:41:36,843
I said, "Your honeymoon
is something you'll remember.
756
00:41:36,918 --> 00:41:41,321
"The Georges Cinq in Paris
or the Villa D'Este on Lake Como.
757
00:41:41,389 --> 00:41:44,756
Not a little bed and breakfast
in Nova Scotia."
758
00:41:44,826 --> 00:41:47,556
- Maybe you don't agree.
- I think Paris is beautiful.
759
00:41:47,628 --> 00:41:50,791
- Yes!
- I don't know the other place.
760
00:41:50,865 --> 00:41:53,231
I think the kids want to rough it:
761
00:41:53,301 --> 00:41:55,428
Sleeping bags, bikes.
762
00:41:55,503 --> 00:41:57,494
They'll come home
covered with ticks.
763
00:41:57,572 --> 00:42:01,838
My dog spends half the time
at the vet from roughing it.
764
00:42:01,909 --> 00:42:05,470
If you talked to them,
they'd listen to you.
765
00:42:05,546 --> 00:42:07,639
They know how sensible you are.
766
00:42:07,715 --> 00:42:10,775
I think they're trying
to stay within a budget.
767
00:42:10,852 --> 00:42:12,945
Aren't we lucky to have
children with values?
768
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:14,920
Henry and I'll pay for it.
769
00:42:14,989 --> 00:42:19,085
I know the exact room
on Lake Como they should have.
770
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,390
Oh, God!
Wouldn't it be funny...
771
00:42:21,462 --> 00:42:24,659
if we showed up for dinner
at the next table?
772
00:42:24,732 --> 00:42:26,927
What a hoot!
773
00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:29,993
Listen, Henry and I...
774
00:42:30,071 --> 00:42:32,869
want to contribute the cake.
775
00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:36,603
These people make an 18-layer...
776
00:42:36,677 --> 00:42:39,976
lemon and cream thing
that is to die for.
777
00:42:40,047 --> 00:42:42,982
It's so subtle
you can't even taste it.
778
00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:46,884
This will not taste like it came
from the corner bakery.
779
00:42:48,489 --> 00:42:52,186
Who the hell wants
a cake you can't taste?
780
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:55,593
Better turn my piece in.
I thought I tasted that.
781
00:42:55,663 --> 00:42:57,722
They're gonna
take over the wedding...
782
00:42:57,798 --> 00:43:00,232
and take the guts out of it.
783
00:43:00,301 --> 00:43:02,428
They just want to help.
What's wrong?
784
00:43:02,503 --> 00:43:05,870
How are they gonna do something
from Jake's ethnic background?
785
00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:08,773
They think maybe they're Scottish.
786
00:43:08,843 --> 00:43:11,209
The family has no texture.
They don't want any.
787
00:43:11,279 --> 00:43:13,975
They just want
to be correct!
788
00:43:14,048 --> 00:43:17,313
We're gonna have correct,
invisible grandchildren.
789
00:43:17,385 --> 00:43:19,319
No talking, running, screaming.
790
00:43:19,387 --> 00:43:22,379
We won't know they visited
until they write a thank you note.
791
00:43:22,456 --> 00:43:26,552
- Jake's not like that.
- He's trying to break out.
792
00:43:26,627 --> 00:43:30,358
He thinks if he marries Betsy,
he'll become visible.
793
00:43:30,431 --> 00:43:33,628
What if she disappears?
794
00:43:33,701 --> 00:43:36,864
It's a wedding,
not the "Land of the Living Dead."
795
00:43:36,938 --> 00:43:40,032
- ♪♪
- You're too affected by this.
796
00:43:40,107 --> 00:43:42,735
Relax. Enjoy yourself.
797
00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:46,143
- I am admitting to what I feel.
- And I'm not?
798
00:43:46,213 --> 00:43:49,011
You're always telling me
how I'm feeling.
799
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:52,052
I don't understand
how your mind works.
800
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:55,555
You have this incredible
imagination, dreams.
801
00:43:55,623 --> 00:43:58,683
Sometimes you don't know
what you're going through.
802
00:43:58,759 --> 00:44:01,557
You're treating this
like one of your projects,
803
00:44:01,629 --> 00:44:04,826
a bunch of stuff
you're gonna organize,
804
00:44:04,899 --> 00:44:07,459
juggle around and pull together
at the last minute.
805
00:44:07,535 --> 00:44:10,402
Your daughter is leaving,
and you're not dealing with it.
806
00:44:10,471 --> 00:44:12,462
Let's deal with it.
807
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,633
We'll call up Missing Persons...
808
00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:16,939
and put her face
on a milk carton.
809
00:44:17,011 --> 00:44:19,605
Well, I'm laughing at that!
Hear that?
810
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,444
He's so into everything all posed.
811
00:44:22,516 --> 00:44:25,644
I don't know why we can't
have candid pictures.
812
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,881
What's this Dad has about video?
813
00:44:27,955 --> 00:44:30,515
I don't want to get married
with cameras in my face.
814
00:44:30,591 --> 00:44:35,153
- He wants to remember it.
- Can't he pay close attention?
815
00:44:35,229 --> 00:44:37,163
When you were 11,
816
00:44:37,231 --> 00:44:41,224
you wouldn't eat lettuce
out of solidarity with farm workers.
817
00:44:41,302 --> 00:44:44,829
These rich people are gonna
give you crystal salad bowls.
818
00:44:44,905 --> 00:44:47,396
It's not like I'm buying
their philosophy.
819
00:44:47,475 --> 00:44:50,842
I'm just registering for gifts
to make Jake's parents happy.
820
00:44:50,911 --> 00:44:53,539
You know what would
make his parents happy?
821
00:44:53,614 --> 00:44:57,277
If she bought a steel mill
and busted a union.
822
00:44:58,619 --> 00:45:01,213
Watching me register at Tiffany's...
823
00:45:01,288 --> 00:45:03,688
nearly sent my mom
to the hospital.
824
00:45:03,758 --> 00:45:06,056
What difference does it make
where the gifts come from?
825
00:45:06,127 --> 00:45:07,822
It's the symbolism.
826
00:45:07,895 --> 00:45:12,093
Mom went to Selma,
the Chicago Convention in '68.
827
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,929
She ran the peace movement
in our little town.
828
00:45:14,001 --> 00:45:15,935
That was her life.
829
00:45:16,003 --> 00:45:19,404
Your parents are awfully
involved with their children.
830
00:45:19,473 --> 00:45:20,940
What?
831
00:45:21,008 --> 00:45:23,738
Forget it.
This is getting me nuts.
832
00:45:23,811 --> 00:45:27,611
It's the wedding
that ate New York!
833
00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:31,014
Endless drafts on the seating.
Serve peanuts or cashews?
834
00:45:31,085 --> 00:45:33,576
Everything's a summit meeting
with your parents.
835
00:45:33,654 --> 00:45:36,384
- They are paying for it.
- They didn't have to.
836
00:45:36,457 --> 00:45:37,788
This could've been so easy.
837
00:45:37,858 --> 00:45:40,053
Your parents are accustomed
to giving orders,
838
00:45:40,127 --> 00:45:43,255
but that doesn't mean
it's easy to follow them.
839
00:45:43,330 --> 00:45:46,493
You know what you get from
your mother that I really hate?
840
00:45:46,567 --> 00:45:48,933
All this class warfare stuff.
841
00:45:49,003 --> 00:45:51,904
My mother's not thinking
of coming on our honeymoon!
842
00:45:51,972 --> 00:45:54,907
We better get off this.
How 'bout a movie?
843
00:45:54,975 --> 00:45:57,967
My parents aren't trying
to move us into an apartment...
844
00:45:58,045 --> 00:46:00,878
that's so rich I'd be
embarrassed to invite friends.
845
00:46:00,948 --> 00:46:03,041
Do you have to be so "sixties"?
846
00:46:03,117 --> 00:46:07,144
- I can't help my family has money.
- I can't help if mine has values.
847
00:46:07,221 --> 00:46:09,655
Like your father trying
to impress with a wedding...
848
00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:13,989
- he can't even afford?
- My father has a big Italian family.
849
00:46:14,061 --> 00:46:16,461
We have two dozen relatives
we couldn't invite...
850
00:46:16,530 --> 00:46:19,260
so yours could invite
business associates.
851
00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:22,928
- That's values?
- If yours is so goddamned superior,
852
00:46:23,003 --> 00:46:25,836
I can't understand why
you'd want to break up the act.
853
00:46:25,906 --> 00:46:29,535
- Maybe I won't.
- I'm gonna go see a movie.
854
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:32,807
Try making it
a double feature!
855
00:46:34,889 --> 00:46:37,858
Jitters.
This is what we went through.
856
00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:40,917
People get crazy
when they get married.
857
00:46:40,995 --> 00:46:43,555
I'm really thinking
of calling it off.
858
00:46:43,631 --> 00:46:46,623
- You'll get over this.
- How do you know?
859
00:46:46,701 --> 00:46:48,999
I already paid for
the wine, tent, caterer.
860
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:51,732
We're talking
about our daughter.
861
00:46:51,806 --> 00:46:55,799
We're gonna lose money,
and she'll marry him anyway.
862
00:46:55,876 --> 00:46:58,367
She loves him.
She doesn't want to break up.
863
00:46:58,446 --> 00:47:01,745
She's been under tremendous
pressure from those people.
864
00:47:01,816 --> 00:47:04,444
They're like a noose
around her neck.
865
00:47:04,518 --> 00:47:07,919
- Don't talk about them like that.
- Not Jake. I love Jake.
866
00:47:07,989 --> 00:47:10,617
So do I,
and don't talk about his family.
867
00:47:10,691 --> 00:47:12,989
Betsy, call him up.
868
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:15,756
Make a date for coffee
and talk it over.
869
00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:16,990
No. Forget it.
870
00:47:17,064 --> 00:47:19,464
- Didn't she say she loves him?
- Yes.
871
00:47:19,533 --> 00:47:22,525
- Why won't she marry him?
- You're getting crazy.
872
00:47:22,603 --> 00:47:24,594
I went into hock
and into business...
873
00:47:24,672 --> 00:47:26,970
with your sleazy brother-in-law...
874
00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:29,737
and that orangutan
he has for a partner.
875
00:47:29,810 --> 00:47:31,801
She loves him. That's it.
876
00:47:31,879 --> 00:47:34,677
No more indecision.
She marries him!
877
00:47:34,749 --> 00:47:38,685
What about if the two of you
talked it over with a friend?
878
00:47:38,753 --> 00:47:41,916
- Maybe you'd see it differently.
- We did talk.
879
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:44,150
That's how I decided
to move out.
880
00:47:44,225 --> 00:47:46,284
The wedding lasts for one day,
881
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,954
but we're the ones
that have to live together!
882
00:47:49,030 --> 00:47:50,964
I don't want to push you,
883
00:47:51,032 --> 00:47:53,967
but I don't think you
really want to break up.
884
00:47:54,035 --> 00:47:58,062
I've never seen you
so happy as you are with him.
885
00:47:58,139 --> 00:48:00,801
Talk it over.
Try to be reasonable.
886
00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:03,935
I'm doing my best!
What do you want?
887
00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:08,573
I want you to be reasonable,
for God's sake!
888
00:48:08,649 --> 00:48:10,810
I'm gonna go to Connie's.
889
00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:12,978
Oh, come on.
What are you...
890
00:48:13,054 --> 00:48:15,784
What are you going
to Connie's for?
891
00:48:17,124 --> 00:48:19,285
Let her go.
892
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,227
She knows she's gonna marry him.
893
00:48:22,296 --> 00:48:26,630
She's just putting me
through this for nothing.
894
00:48:26,701 --> 00:48:29,169
How can you be so calm like that?
895
00:48:29,236 --> 00:48:32,330
'Cause I have that headache
I get just before I throw up.
896
00:48:44,585 --> 00:48:47,213
I don't have a lot of time.
897
00:48:47,288 --> 00:48:48,550
I have a class.
898
00:48:48,622 --> 00:48:51,420
I'll walk with you.
You all right?
899
00:48:51,492 --> 00:48:54,655
Jake and I talked
and worked it out.
900
00:48:54,729 --> 00:48:56,856
You were right.
Let's forget about it.
901
00:48:56,931 --> 00:48:59,923
I love you.
I don't want you to be mad at me.
902
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,629
I'm not.
It's just we're under this pressure.
903
00:49:03,704 --> 00:49:05,934
You guys
really got to lighten up.
904
00:49:06,006 --> 00:49:08,600
We can do that.
905
00:49:08,676 --> 00:49:11,304
I just want you to be happy.
906
00:49:11,378 --> 00:49:14,836
If you don't want to use
my cousin's band, forget it.
907
00:49:14,915 --> 00:49:16,780
If you don't want
a religious ceremony,
908
00:49:16,851 --> 00:49:18,443
Mom knows a judge.
909
00:49:18,519 --> 00:49:21,852
Only a few more weeks.
You oughta be enjoying this.
910
00:49:21,922 --> 00:49:24,356
- You got to lighten up, too.
- I know.
911
00:49:24,425 --> 00:49:27,417
Come to the house for dinner,
have a few laughs.
912
00:49:27,495 --> 00:49:30,464
- Forget about the wedding.
- Great.
913
00:49:30,531 --> 00:49:32,431
You sure you don't want
my cousin's band?
914
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,263
- Dad!
- I'm kidding!
915
00:49:34,335 --> 00:49:37,532
Everybody's a little
strange in this family.
916
00:49:37,605 --> 00:49:40,039
Did she ever do
her ape thing for you?
917
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:41,665
- You do an ape thing?
- No.
918
00:49:41,742 --> 00:49:44,108
- Do the ape thing.
- What ape thing?
919
00:49:44,178 --> 00:49:46,703
He's got to know
what he's getting into.
920
00:49:46,781 --> 00:49:47,839
I don't think so.
921
00:49:47,915 --> 00:49:49,780
- Come on.
- Okay.
922
00:49:49,850 --> 00:49:52,717
Watch this.
923
00:49:55,422 --> 00:49:58,687
- That was beautiful.
- We're very proud of her.
924
00:49:58,759 --> 00:50:02,456
♪♪ Gee I really love you
and we're ♪♪
925
00:50:02,530 --> 00:50:05,966
♪♪ Gonna get married♪♪
926
00:50:06,033 --> 00:50:10,470
♪ Goin' to the chapel of love ♪
927
00:50:10,538 --> 00:50:13,564
♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah♪♪
928
00:50:13,641 --> 00:50:19,079
♪ Goin' to the chapel of love ♪
929
00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:21,080
I'm hip.
You want me to say...
930
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:23,446
"husband and wife"
instead of "man and wife."
931
00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:26,577
And leave "obey" out of
"love, honor, and obey."
932
00:50:26,654 --> 00:50:27,586
Right.
933
00:50:27,655 --> 00:50:30,556
We'd like you
to leave out "God" too.
934
00:50:31,659 --> 00:50:33,820
Will that be a problem?
935
00:50:33,894 --> 00:50:36,385
Why? It's nice
for your Grandpa Morris.
936
00:50:36,463 --> 00:50:40,661
We just don't want anything
religious in the service.
937
00:50:40,734 --> 00:50:42,895
It means a lot to us.
938
00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:46,633
What about
stepping on the glass?
939
00:50:46,707 --> 00:50:48,902
What does that represent, exactly?
940
00:50:48,976 --> 00:50:50,466
Different things.
941
00:50:50,544 --> 00:50:53,104
Mainly it's supposed to signify...
942
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:55,842
the destruction of the Temple.
943
00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:59,010
That sounds pretty religious.
944
00:50:59,086 --> 00:51:02,715
Some people say it represents
the breaking of the hymen.
945
00:51:04,425 --> 00:51:06,655
I don't think so.
946
00:51:06,727 --> 00:51:09,560
I think I got one you'll like:
947
00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:12,360
Breaking with the past
and moving on to the future.
948
00:51:12,433 --> 00:51:14,765
You no longer belong
to your parents' house.
949
00:51:14,835 --> 00:51:17,804
- That's good.
- I like that.
950
00:51:17,872 --> 00:51:21,103
Good! We'll say
it's breaking with the past.
951
00:51:21,175 --> 00:51:23,803
Grandpa Morris will know
it's the destruction of the Temple.
952
00:51:26,547 --> 00:51:29,243
Betsy, if I knew
it was leaking,
953
00:51:29,316 --> 00:51:31,750
I'd have fixed it myself.
954
00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:34,117
Someone will be there
in the morning.
955
00:51:34,188 --> 00:51:36,019
Good-bye, darling.
956
00:51:36,090 --> 00:51:40,117
I'm so sorry I let those kids
into my building.
957
00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:43,686
- They're obsessed with plumbing.
- They had me over for tea.
958
00:51:43,764 --> 00:51:46,426
Keep away from them.
959
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,765
They invited me to their wedding.
Sounds wonderful.
960
00:51:49,837 --> 00:51:53,136
Oh, it'll be fantastic!
Sit next to my wife.
961
00:51:53,207 --> 00:51:57,041
The two of you can talk about
how I leave you both alone.
962
00:51:57,111 --> 00:52:00,638
You can't be in the same room
with my wife!
963
00:52:00,714 --> 00:52:02,875
I already was.
964
00:52:02,950 --> 00:52:04,440
- When?
- At your slumlord trial.
965
00:52:04,518 --> 00:52:08,045
Don't call it a "slumlord" trial.
966
00:52:08,122 --> 00:52:12,252
Oscar, I am going to the wedding.
967
00:52:12,454 --> 00:52:15,787
Put my mother and sister
with the Clarks,
968
00:52:15,858 --> 00:52:19,157
but they'll be with your cousins.
969
00:52:19,228 --> 00:52:19,956
Is that okay?
970
00:52:20,029 --> 00:52:22,259
Whatever is good
for you is good for us.
971
00:52:22,331 --> 00:52:25,357
Your sister doesn't
talk to the Clarks.
972
00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:29,234
- Put the Clarks with the Cohens.
- They owe the Cohens money.
973
00:52:29,305 --> 00:52:32,365
And not with Oscar.
He sued them once.
974
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,899
Do they play an instrument?
They can sit with the band.
975
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:38,469
Look.
Our cousins are in the way.
976
00:52:38,547 --> 00:52:40,777
We can put them anywhere.
977
00:52:40,849 --> 00:52:43,409
Our side's the problem.
978
00:52:43,485 --> 00:52:44,417
I'll get it.
979
00:52:44,486 --> 00:52:46,954
Maybe put them
with one of my cousins.
980
00:52:47,022 --> 00:52:48,819
Hello?
981
00:52:48,891 --> 00:52:51,325
Yes. One second.
Connie?
982
00:52:51,393 --> 00:52:52,917
Telephone.
983
00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:55,862
Who's calling, please?
984
00:52:57,233 --> 00:53:00,259
- Who is it?
- Stevie Dee.
985
00:53:00,336 --> 00:53:03,794
Oh, yeah?
Hello?
986
00:53:04,506 --> 00:53:06,440
Yeah.
987
00:53:07,676 --> 00:53:09,667
No.
988
00:53:09,745 --> 00:53:11,770
I don't think so.
989
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:16,309
I'll talk to you...
990
00:53:16,385 --> 00:53:18,785
another time. Bye.
991
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:22,450
You just got a call
from Stevie Dee.
992
00:53:22,524 --> 00:53:24,458
I know. I just took it.
993
00:53:24,526 --> 00:53:27,586
I mean,
how do you know him?
994
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:30,632
- From the site.
- Oh, the site.
995
00:53:30,699 --> 00:53:32,792
- You know.
- Yeah.
996
00:53:32,868 --> 00:53:35,860
- And the city.
- And the city. Ah.
997
00:53:35,938 --> 00:53:39,806
Where did you put me?
Put me with Grandma.
998
00:53:52,321 --> 00:53:56,553
- Stevie Dee, mind if I join you?
- It would be an honor.
999
00:53:56,625 --> 00:54:00,254
Those plumbers are gonna
finally get work done.
1000
00:54:00,329 --> 00:54:02,593
I'll be glad to get
those guys out of here.
1001
00:54:02,665 --> 00:54:06,192
They have been remiss
on the slowness on this job.
1002
00:54:06,268 --> 00:54:09,203
I've already told that
to Mr. Henner.
1003
00:54:10,739 --> 00:54:13,537
That's quite a lunch.
1004
00:54:13,609 --> 00:54:15,804
- I like to eat good things.
- It's nice.
1005
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:19,314
- You like artichoke?
- No, I got a lot.
1006
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:23,374
I believe that sandwiches
are generally too big.
1007
00:54:23,452 --> 00:54:25,647
Take the meatball sandwich.
1008
00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:27,985
Meatballs don't
go between bread!
1009
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:30,252
The food falls out of your mouth.
1010
00:54:30,326 --> 00:54:33,454
It's not dignified.
1011
00:54:33,529 --> 00:54:36,293
Congratulations
on your daughter's wedding.
1012
00:54:36,365 --> 00:54:39,528
Are you happy with
the young man she is marrying?
1013
00:54:39,601 --> 00:54:41,865
- Yeah. He's a nice kid.
- Wonderful.
1014
00:54:41,937 --> 00:54:44,337
When parents don't approve
of a prospective son-in-law,
1015
00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,567
it is not good.
1016
00:54:46,642 --> 00:54:49,577
I would never put myself
in a position like that.
1017
00:54:49,645 --> 00:54:52,808
- Yeah?
- If I loved a young lady,
1018
00:54:52,881 --> 00:54:56,214
I'd make sure
her father liked me.
1019
00:54:56,285 --> 00:54:58,583
I would not give up until he did,
1020
00:54:58,654 --> 00:55:00,952
even if it took
the rest of my life.
1021
00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,864
Salut.
1022
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,433
So long. See ya.
1023
00:55:19,408 --> 00:55:21,501
- Bye.
- Bye.
1024
00:55:23,245 --> 00:55:25,179
I don't mean to intrude.
1025
00:55:25,247 --> 00:55:27,841
Please don't be offended
by my presence.
1026
00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:31,784
You want to talk to me
about something?
1027
00:55:31,854 --> 00:55:33,981
I thought you might
be interested in dinner.
1028
00:55:34,056 --> 00:55:38,220
Anyplace you like.
I have a reservation at Caravelle,
1029
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:41,262
also at Le Cirque and Lutece.
1030
00:55:42,398 --> 00:55:46,698
I'm not dressed.
Those are fancy places.
1031
00:55:46,769 --> 00:55:49,738
We could stop by your apartment.
You could change.
1032
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:52,501
I would wait in the car.
1033
00:55:52,574 --> 00:55:54,701
Stevie,
1034
00:55:54,777 --> 00:55:57,439
I don't know what to say.
1035
00:55:57,513 --> 00:55:59,606
You're a very nice guy.
1036
00:55:59,681 --> 00:56:02,172
Do not think that
I am pressuring you.
1037
00:56:02,251 --> 00:56:04,185
I would be profoundly saddened...
1038
00:56:04,253 --> 00:56:07,416
if I or anybody caused you
a moment of unhappiness.
1039
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:11,823
I don't want you to spend a lot
of money on some fancy place...
1040
00:56:11,894 --> 00:56:15,057
where we probably wouldn't
know what we were eating.
1041
00:56:15,130 --> 00:56:17,325
Perhaps you'd like
a good Italian dinner.
1042
00:56:17,399 --> 00:56:20,493
I can take you
to the best place in town.
1043
00:56:20,569 --> 00:56:22,867
I do have to eat dinner.
1044
00:56:22,938 --> 00:56:25,964
Please...
it would be my honor.
1045
00:56:46,161 --> 00:56:48,561
♪♪ Come fly with me♪♪
1046
00:56:48,630 --> 00:56:52,589
♪♪ Let's fly, let's fly away♪♪
1047
00:56:53,902 --> 00:56:57,201
♪♪ if you can use
some exotic views♪♪
1048
00:56:57,272 --> 00:57:00,571
♪♪ There's a bar in far Bombay♪♪
1049
00:57:00,642 --> 00:57:02,610
♪♪ Come fly with me♪♪
1050
00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:09,150
So, what would you like?
1051
00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:12,119
I'm extremely interested to know
what you enjoy eating.
1052
00:57:12,187 --> 00:57:13,779
You are?
1053
00:57:13,856 --> 00:57:16,222
I think about you
all the time.
1054
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:18,691
I hope that doesn't offend you.
1055
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,560
I listen to the radio,
and I think...
1056
00:57:22,631 --> 00:57:25,065
what kind of music
does she like?
1057
00:57:25,133 --> 00:57:28,227
Hard Rock?
Easy Listening?
1058
00:57:28,303 --> 00:57:31,830
Maybe classical music, like Sinatra?
1059
00:57:33,342 --> 00:57:37,574
Last night, I was looking
at my plate during dinner.
1060
00:57:37,646 --> 00:57:40,274
I thought to myself,
1061
00:57:40,349 --> 00:57:43,682
does she like veal and peppers
with olive oil,
1062
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,982
or does she like it
with gravy?
1063
00:57:46,054 --> 00:57:49,490
These are the things
that go through my head.
1064
00:57:49,558 --> 00:57:52,584
What would you like?
They'll make anything.
1065
00:57:54,963 --> 00:57:59,127
I'd just like a little salad...
1066
00:57:59,201 --> 00:58:01,726
and some pasta
with tomato and basil.
1067
00:58:01,803 --> 00:58:03,862
Tomato and basil?
1068
00:58:05,173 --> 00:58:07,869
Tomato and basil.
That's beautiful.
1069
00:58:16,488 --> 00:58:18,683
Good night.
1070
00:58:19,592 --> 00:58:21,787
Good night.
1071
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:24,090
I hope it won't
bother you if I say...
1072
00:58:24,163 --> 00:58:28,122
that this was the most
enjoyable evening of my life.
1073
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,691
Thank you, Stevie.
1074
00:58:30,769 --> 00:58:33,761
I enjoyed it, too, very much.
1075
00:58:35,374 --> 00:58:38,104
I've been working
very closely with your father...
1076
00:58:38,177 --> 00:58:40,236
for some time now.
1077
00:58:40,312 --> 00:58:43,338
I have the highest respect
for your father.
1078
00:58:43,415 --> 00:58:45,383
Thank you.
1079
00:58:45,451 --> 00:58:47,681
You think he would
be offended...
1080
00:58:47,753 --> 00:58:51,314
if I requested your permission
for a kiss good night?
1081
00:58:51,390 --> 00:58:54,291
I don't really
discuss that with him.
1082
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,625
I think you have to
apply to me personally.
1083
00:58:57,696 --> 00:59:00,290
- Would that be...?
- It would be fine.
1084
00:59:23,889 --> 00:59:27,188
Do you want to come in
for a cup of something?
1085
00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:30,524
I don't think that would be
the right thing to do.
1086
00:59:30,596 --> 00:59:34,157
I hold you in very
high esteem, Connie.
1087
00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:36,667
The highest.
1088
00:59:38,103 --> 00:59:41,561
Whatever you need of me...
anything...
1089
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,200
please call.
1090
00:59:54,814 --> 00:59:57,908
♪♪
1091
01:00:08,027 --> 01:00:11,053
- What are you doing?
- I'm on a break.
1092
01:00:11,130 --> 01:00:14,156
An hour ago, you were
reading that same magazine.
1093
01:00:14,233 --> 01:00:18,499
I was also on a break
at that time, too.
1094
01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:20,562
I see.
1095
01:00:30,249 --> 01:00:33,241
- What the hell is going on here?
- What?
1096
01:00:33,319 --> 01:00:35,287
Georgie's guys
get $2,000 a week...
1097
01:00:35,355 --> 01:00:37,380
for reading comic books.
1098
01:00:37,457 --> 01:00:39,220
I'm meeting with Georgie.
1099
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:42,125
I don't think
that's such a good idea.
1100
01:00:42,195 --> 01:00:43,423
Why not?
1101
01:00:43,496 --> 01:00:45,487
He cuts people up
into little meatballs.
1102
01:00:45,565 --> 01:00:47,499
I want some answers.
1103
01:00:47,567 --> 01:00:51,936
Being dead is very boring.
I don't think you'd like it.
1104
01:00:52,005 --> 01:00:54,439
Oscar, this is just a question.
1105
01:00:54,507 --> 01:00:57,635
I'm being told to hire
workers who don't work.
1106
01:00:57,710 --> 01:00:59,940
I don't understand that.
1107
01:01:00,013 --> 01:01:02,743
There are different
ways of working.
1108
01:01:02,815 --> 01:01:05,443
I got a consultant
at $5,000 a week.
1109
01:01:05,518 --> 01:01:07,611
He doesn't even
come to the site.
1110
01:01:07,687 --> 01:01:10,053
What kind of a consultant is that?
1111
01:01:10,123 --> 01:01:12,557
- This is just a question.
- A question.
1112
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:15,526
He's probably sending in reports...
faxes, modems...
1113
01:01:15,595 --> 01:01:18,530
This project is taking forever,
and it's gonna cost a fortune.
1114
01:01:18,598 --> 01:01:21,294
Don't they care about that?
1115
01:01:21,367 --> 01:01:24,962
How do we know this isn't some
kind of money-laundering thing?
1116
01:01:25,038 --> 01:01:27,131
What? Come on!
1117
01:01:27,206 --> 01:01:30,369
Uncle Georgie has me paying
huge sums of money to these guys.
1118
01:01:30,443 --> 01:01:32,741
That money could be
going back to him.
1119
01:01:32,812 --> 01:01:35,246
Why would he need you
to pay himself?
1120
01:01:35,314 --> 01:01:39,182
Somebody may have to go to jail,
and it ain't gonna be me.
1121
01:01:39,252 --> 01:01:42,551
He's a businessman.
You have to get to know him.
1122
01:01:42,622 --> 01:01:45,386
He's a warm, wonderful person.
1123
01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:47,949
Tell him I want
to have dinner with him.
1124
01:01:48,027 --> 01:01:50,461
I've got a few questions
to ask him.
1125
01:01:50,530 --> 01:01:55,058
- Oscar tells me you're Italian.
- That's right.
1126
01:01:55,134 --> 01:01:57,728
What kind of name is hopper?
1127
01:01:57,804 --> 01:01:59,999
My father changed it.
1128
01:02:00,073 --> 01:02:03,406
- It used to be Scanatanuzzo.
- Scanna-what?
1129
01:02:03,476 --> 01:02:07,310
That was the problem.
He was a salesman.
1130
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:09,245
In those days,
1131
01:02:09,315 --> 01:02:12,546
you had to have a name
people could remember.
1132
01:02:12,618 --> 01:02:15,052
If he was in
my organization...
1133
01:02:15,121 --> 01:02:18,420
I would just call him
"Stan the Scan."
1134
01:02:18,491 --> 01:02:20,686
Hopper's nice, too.
1135
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,025
What's in a name?
Hey, who said that?
1136
01:02:24,097 --> 01:02:26,964
Nicky the Greek
used to say that.
1137
01:02:27,033 --> 01:02:30,059
No, before him,
that dead guy.
1138
01:02:30,136 --> 01:02:33,537
- That guy that got hit last week?
- Deader than him.
1139
01:02:33,606 --> 01:02:36,404
I don't know
nobody deader than that.
1140
01:02:36,476 --> 01:02:38,876
A couple of real geniuses.
1141
01:02:38,945 --> 01:02:41,379
Shakespeare said it,
you pineapples!
1142
01:02:41,447 --> 01:02:44,416
How come you're not
drinking any wine?
1143
01:02:44,484 --> 01:02:46,509
Thank you.
1144
01:02:46,586 --> 01:02:48,816
I used to give Stevie Dee
a little sip...
1145
01:02:48,888 --> 01:02:51,152
when he was six years old,
1146
01:02:51,224 --> 01:02:54,318
- didn't I?
- A little sip, that's right.
1147
01:02:54,393 --> 01:02:56,884
But you gotta teach
kids responsibility.
1148
01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:59,397
I'd tell him,
"I catch you loaded,
1149
01:02:59,465 --> 01:03:03,424
- I bust your fuckin' hands."
- He was a good uncle.
1150
01:03:04,504 --> 01:03:06,597
I hear from Oscar...
1151
01:03:06,672 --> 01:03:09,937
that you're not happy
with our arrangement.
1152
01:03:10,009 --> 01:03:12,102
I have a few questions,
1153
01:03:12,178 --> 01:03:15,113
- but I wouldn't say I'm not happy.
- Good.
1154
01:03:15,181 --> 01:03:18,116
This is my philosophy
of business management.
1155
01:03:18,184 --> 01:03:20,345
When everybody's happy,
1156
01:03:20,419 --> 01:03:23,547
then it's very unusual
that anybody would be unhappy.
1157
01:03:23,623 --> 01:03:26,854
But you can't be happy
with unhappy people...
1158
01:03:26,926 --> 01:03:28,450
contributing miserableness.
1159
01:03:28,528 --> 01:03:30,826
Happy people could make
unhappy people happy...
1160
01:03:30,897 --> 01:03:32,421
by not making others miserable.
1161
01:03:32,498 --> 01:03:35,661
- Pay attention. This is wisdom.
- This brings on...
1162
01:03:35,735 --> 01:03:37,726
misery and depression,
1163
01:03:37,803 --> 01:03:40,237
whereby people start
jumping out of windows...
1164
01:03:40,306 --> 01:03:42,706
and leaping
in front of trains.
1165
01:03:43,943 --> 01:03:47,140
So which is it?
Are you happy or unhappy?
1166
01:03:47,213 --> 01:03:50,944
I'm happy.
1167
01:03:51,017 --> 01:03:52,917
The guy behind you
in the black suit.
1168
01:03:52,985 --> 01:03:55,886
I have a feeling
he is not their accountant.
1169
01:03:55,955 --> 01:03:58,253
Would you excuse me?
1170
01:03:58,324 --> 01:04:00,588
I have to go
to the bathroom.
1171
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,924
Nature calls, right?
1172
01:04:07,867 --> 01:04:09,835
I gotta go, too.
1173
01:04:09,902 --> 01:04:13,338
What'd they do,
put something in the food?
1174
01:04:13,406 --> 01:04:16,273
I hear you're hanging
around a station house,
1175
01:04:16,342 --> 01:04:18,776
trying to make time
with a cop.
1176
01:04:18,844 --> 01:04:20,812
Give me the check.
1177
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:24,338
- She's a very fine young lady.
- Yeah?
1178
01:04:24,417 --> 01:04:27,443
I'm gonna give you
a little advice about life.
1179
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:30,580
You follow this,
you won't be sorry.
1180
01:04:30,656 --> 01:04:35,025
Don't screw with your brains
and don't think with your dick.
1181
01:04:35,094 --> 01:04:37,255
That's from the heart.
1182
01:04:37,330 --> 01:04:39,821
What are you doing?
1183
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,529
Hey, get down from there!
1184
01:04:43,603 --> 01:04:46,037
There's too many people
smoking in there.
1185
01:04:46,105 --> 01:04:49,438
- I got to get a little air.
- You're being ridiculous.
1186
01:04:49,508 --> 01:04:51,703
I have a respiration problem.
1187
01:04:51,777 --> 01:04:54,473
If they choke me,
I won't be able to breathe.
1188
01:04:54,547 --> 01:04:56,708
What are we doing
in business with them?
1189
01:04:56,782 --> 01:04:59,842
They have a right to invest,
the same as everyone else.
1190
01:04:59,919 --> 01:05:03,252
- They're criminals!
- You're my wife's sister's husband.
1191
01:05:03,322 --> 01:05:06,450
Would I let you get mixed up
with people like that?
1192
01:05:06,525 --> 01:05:08,493
They're ordinary guys.
1193
01:05:08,561 --> 01:05:11,325
"Ordinary guys"?
I can't believe this.
1194
01:05:11,397 --> 01:05:14,332
Give them a chance,
but watch what you say.
1195
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,493
They're a little sensitive.
1196
01:05:16,569 --> 01:05:18,469
How did they get to be sensitive
and I'm a pussy?
1197
01:05:18,537 --> 01:05:20,869
This is a real mystery.
1198
01:05:20,940 --> 01:05:23,374
Let's stop off...
1199
01:05:23,442 --> 01:05:26,377
and get some ice cream
at La Colombina's.
1200
01:05:26,445 --> 01:05:29,039
Ice cream!
What a great idea!
1201
01:05:29,115 --> 01:05:31,913
You can get it
just like in Florence.
1202
01:05:31,984 --> 01:05:34,578
Hey, we're gonna go
to La Colombina.
1203
01:05:34,654 --> 01:05:37,020
They got everything there.
1204
01:05:37,089 --> 01:05:39,853
They got melon ice cream,
sambuca ice cream.
1205
01:05:39,925 --> 01:05:42,689
Sambuca ice cream.
How about that?
1206
01:05:42,762 --> 01:05:46,095
My wife always says, "how come
you eat the strange ones?
1207
01:05:46,165 --> 01:05:48,565
"You never eat vanilla.
1208
01:05:48,634 --> 01:05:51,865
Always persimmon and walnut,
or fig and mangoes."
1209
01:05:51,937 --> 01:05:54,371
I say,
"I like variety."
1210
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,375
She says, "You haven't
had vanilla in 20 years.
1211
01:05:57,443 --> 01:06:00,378
What kind of variety is that?"
1212
01:06:00,446 --> 01:06:02,175
That's a very...
1213
01:06:05,117 --> 01:06:07,915
- Who are they?
- I don't know.
1214
01:06:07,987 --> 01:06:09,648
Get in!
1215
01:06:09,722 --> 01:06:12,919
They're gonna kill us,
the sons of bitches!
1216
01:06:16,062 --> 01:06:19,554
- Get in the car!
- I don't want any ice cream.
1217
01:06:20,566 --> 01:06:23,330
- Get in the car!
- Oh, my God.
1218
01:06:23,402 --> 01:06:25,927
Who are they?
Who are they?
1219
01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:28,997
- They're following us.
- They're following us.
1220
01:06:29,075 --> 01:06:31,600
- Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.
1221
01:06:31,677 --> 01:06:34,077
Anselmo!
1222
01:06:34,146 --> 01:06:36,808
What are you doing?
No, no!
1223
01:06:36,882 --> 01:06:39,476
- Don't do that!
- Get on the floor!
1224
01:06:40,586 --> 01:06:43,419
You're gonna get glass all over us!
1225
01:06:43,489 --> 01:06:45,116
Up your ass.
1226
01:06:56,135 --> 01:06:58,330
Everybody, get in a cab.
1227
01:06:58,404 --> 01:07:00,372
Lay on the floor.
1228
01:07:00,439 --> 01:07:03,374
Mickey!
We need four cabs.
1229
01:07:03,442 --> 01:07:06,536
Change that to eight cabs.
Four empty ones.
1230
01:07:06,612 --> 01:07:09,012
That way, anybody follows us,
1231
01:07:09,081 --> 01:07:12,380
it's 6-2 they get the wrong cab.
1232
01:07:12,451 --> 01:07:15,477
My Uncle Georgie can figure
the odds like an adding machine.
1233
01:07:15,554 --> 01:07:17,818
Gentlemen, get in the car.
1234
01:07:17,890 --> 01:07:20,222
- On the floor!
- Get in the cab!
1235
01:07:20,292 --> 01:07:22,658
- Get on the floor.
- Thank you.
1236
01:07:33,239 --> 01:07:36,834
- Our deal is great. Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.
1237
01:07:36,909 --> 01:07:38,968
You talk a lot when you're nervous.
1238
01:07:39,044 --> 01:07:41,569
I was nervous before,
but I'm all right now.
1239
01:07:41,647 --> 01:07:45,583
We go from this to shopping
centers with multiplex theaters.
1240
01:07:53,492 --> 01:07:57,053
You know what the most
important day of my life was?
1241
01:07:57,129 --> 01:08:00,030
In 1951 we got a TV set.
1242
01:08:00,099 --> 01:08:03,091
In one day I saw
DiMaggio, Durante, Toscanini...
1243
01:08:03,169 --> 01:08:05,865
All in the same day.
I said to myself,
1244
01:08:05,938 --> 01:08:08,372
"Let somebody call me
a guinea now."
1245
01:08:08,441 --> 01:08:11,103
You know why
I changed my name?
1246
01:08:11,177 --> 01:08:13,873
On account of guys
like Uncle Georgie.
1247
01:08:13,946 --> 01:08:16,380
Fellas at work used to holler,
1248
01:08:16,449 --> 01:08:19,111
"Scanatanootz, what do you hear
from the mob?"
1249
01:08:19,185 --> 01:08:21,949
I was embarrassed,
and like a dope,
1250
01:08:22,021 --> 01:08:24,990
I changed my name to Hopper.
1251
01:08:25,057 --> 01:08:28,322
I let those son of a bitches
steal my "Italian-ness" from me.
1252
01:08:28,394 --> 01:08:30,487
You understand?
1253
01:08:37,636 --> 01:08:39,831
Good morning.
1254
01:08:39,905 --> 01:08:42,806
Can I help you with that?
1255
01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:45,309
Yeah, thanks.
1256
01:08:45,845 --> 01:08:48,075
In there.
1257
01:08:48,147 --> 01:08:51,378
I'm glad to see that
you got home okay last night.
1258
01:08:51,450 --> 01:08:54,578
- I was up all night thinking.
- I was, too.
1259
01:08:54,653 --> 01:08:56,917
Stevie, here's the thing.
1260
01:08:56,989 --> 01:09:01,085
I don't want to be
in business with your uncle.
1261
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,651
How do I get out of it?
1262
01:09:03,729 --> 01:09:07,426
This is very difficult.
He likes you.
1263
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,365
It's nice to be liked,
1264
01:09:09,435 --> 01:09:11,926
but I don't feel
comfortable in this.
1265
01:09:12,004 --> 01:09:14,165
It's like a personal thing.
1266
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,504
I wish I could help.
1267
01:09:16,575 --> 01:09:18,668
I have great respect for you,
1268
01:09:18,744 --> 01:09:21,679
but I have to show
allegiance to my family.
1269
01:09:21,747 --> 01:09:24,375
There are certain traditions,
1270
01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:26,680
you understand.
1271
01:09:26,752 --> 01:09:29,220
This is a very distressing situation,
1272
01:09:29,288 --> 01:09:32,724
especially because of what
I've been thinking about last night.
1273
01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:34,816
What's that?
1274
01:09:34,894 --> 01:09:37,226
Well,
1275
01:09:37,296 --> 01:09:39,730
I would like to ask you formally,
1276
01:09:39,798 --> 01:09:41,789
and with great respect,
1277
01:09:41,867 --> 01:09:45,496
for permission to start
seeing your daughter.
1278
01:09:46,705 --> 01:09:49,538
I don't even want
to sell you my house.
1279
01:09:49,608 --> 01:09:53,066
I understand, but I ask
with the utmost regards...
1280
01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:55,409
Let me explain something.
1281
01:09:55,481 --> 01:09:58,575
And I'm not saying this
'cause she's my daughter.
1282
01:09:58,651 --> 01:10:02,280
This is a girl with heart,
with soul.
1283
01:10:02,354 --> 01:10:05,289
She's a jewel, not a cupcake.
1284
01:10:05,357 --> 01:10:07,951
I do not regard her as a cupcake.
1285
01:10:08,027 --> 01:10:09,995
I understand your concern.
1286
01:10:10,062 --> 01:10:13,031
I have met some girls
who were true cannolis,
1287
01:10:13,098 --> 01:10:16,067
but I have the highest
respect for Connie.
1288
01:10:16,135 --> 01:10:18,831
With your approval,
I would like to express...
1289
01:10:18,904 --> 01:10:21,634
the seriousness
of my intentions to her.
1290
01:10:21,707 --> 01:10:24,642
How about
if we just think about...
1291
01:10:24,710 --> 01:10:28,237
how I can get out of business
with your uncle?
1292
01:10:28,314 --> 01:10:30,612
Certainly, certainly.
1293
01:10:30,683 --> 01:10:33,516
Perhaps we could both
think about this.
1294
01:10:33,586 --> 01:10:34,518
Good.
1295
01:10:34,587 --> 01:10:37,647
I would not want to cause you
the slightest discomfort.
1296
01:10:37,723 --> 01:10:39,691
Thank you.
1297
01:10:39,758 --> 01:10:42,022
Absolutely.
1298
01:10:44,797 --> 01:10:47,527
Hey, get to work!
1299
01:11:04,843 --> 01:11:06,936
Eddie.
1300
01:11:07,012 --> 01:11:10,345
Eddie, Eddie! Wake up!
1301
01:11:10,416 --> 01:11:13,214
It's me, it's me.
1302
01:11:16,455 --> 01:11:18,514
I lost Betsy.
1303
01:11:18,590 --> 01:11:20,751
She was about 10 or 11,
1304
01:11:20,826 --> 01:11:24,284
and this guy without a face
was trying to take her away.
1305
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:27,924
But the wedding
doesn't bother you.
1306
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,991
The wedding?
1307
01:11:30,069 --> 01:11:32,503
You know what day this is?
1308
01:11:32,571 --> 01:11:35,631
♪♪ Goin' to the chapel ♪♪
1309
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:40,168
♪♪ And we're gonna get married ♪♪
1310
01:11:42,481 --> 01:11:45,678
You're gonna be
so beautiful tonight.
1311
01:11:45,751 --> 01:11:48,413
Except I won't look like me.
1312
01:11:48,487 --> 01:11:50,853
You'll be lovely.
1313
01:11:50,923 --> 01:11:53,949
Mom, you want me
to be me, right?
1314
01:11:54,026 --> 01:11:56,221
Well, sure.
1315
01:11:56,295 --> 01:12:01,130
- Then I have to change this.
- What, the lace?
1316
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,033
No, the whole thing.
1317
01:12:04,103 --> 01:12:06,037
Oh.
1318
01:12:06,105 --> 01:12:10,132
- Maybe you shouldn't watch this.
- No, that's...
1319
01:12:10,209 --> 01:12:13,201
You go ahead.
You go for it.
1320
01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:16,738
Oh, yeah.
1321
01:12:16,815 --> 01:12:20,080
Maybe I better not watch this.
1322
01:12:20,152 --> 01:12:22,882
♪♪ Gonna get married ♪♪
1323
01:12:22,955 --> 01:12:26,254
♪♪ Gee, I really love you ♪♪
1324
01:12:26,325 --> 01:12:29,658
♪♪ And we're gonna get married ♪♪
1325
01:12:29,728 --> 01:12:34,893
♪♪ Goin'to the chapel of love ♪♪
1326
01:12:36,702 --> 01:12:39,432
Bets?
How serious are you...
1327
01:12:39,505 --> 01:12:42,065
about my not seeing you
before the wedding?
1328
01:12:42,141 --> 01:12:43,574
Come on,
1329
01:12:43,642 --> 01:12:46,270
don't you believe in tradition?
1330
01:12:51,316 --> 01:12:54,183
Listen, I think you're crazy...
1331
01:12:54,253 --> 01:12:56,380
and very strange,
1332
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,151
and that's why
I fell in love with you.
1333
01:12:59,224 --> 01:13:02,887
I can't believe that I tried
to change that in you.
1334
01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:05,122
I just want you to know...
1335
01:13:05,197 --> 01:13:08,030
how glad I am
to be marrying you.
1336
01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:11,035
- I am, too.
- I love you.
1337
01:13:11,103 --> 01:13:13,298
I love you, too.
1338
01:13:13,372 --> 01:13:15,567
Don't change.
1339
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,905
I'll try not to.
1340
01:13:30,522 --> 01:13:33,218
I can't seem
to find your names.
1341
01:13:33,292 --> 01:13:36,591
- What name is it under?
- Don't worry.
1342
01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:40,359
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me. Check again.
1343
01:13:40,432 --> 01:13:43,868
I believe you'll find
our name on that list.
1344
01:13:45,237 --> 01:13:47,865
Would you excuse me
one moment?
1345
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:50,704
Absolutely.
1346
01:13:50,776 --> 01:13:53,438
...without an invitation.
What?
1347
01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:56,811
Okay, one second.
Excuse me.
1348
01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:03,677
Can I see you for a second?
1349
01:14:03,755 --> 01:14:06,189
Stevie Dee and Uncle Georgie
are here.
1350
01:14:06,258 --> 01:14:08,351
Did you invite them?
1351
01:14:08,427 --> 01:14:11,055
They'd be insulted
not to be invited.
1352
01:14:11,130 --> 01:14:14,327
What'll it hurt to let them
have something to eat?
1353
01:14:14,399 --> 01:14:17,994
The last time we had dinner,
I nearly drove away dead.
1354
01:14:18,070 --> 01:14:20,436
Three extra people, that's all.
1355
01:14:20,506 --> 01:14:25,136
Let them have some chicken.
A little wing, a claw.
1356
01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:28,304
Oh, Morris, there you are.
1357
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:30,075
Rose.
1358
01:14:30,149 --> 01:14:33,312
Hello. You look nice.
1359
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:36,047
How you doin'?
1360
01:15:10,856 --> 01:15:14,587
Do you take Jake to be your husband,
1361
01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:16,651
to cherish him
in sickness and in health,
1362
01:15:16,728 --> 01:15:19,856
- all the days of your life?
- I do.
1363
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:22,958
Do you, Jake Terence Lovell,
1364
01:15:23,035 --> 01:15:25,469
take Elizabeth to be your wife,
1365
01:15:25,537 --> 01:15:28,734
to love, to cherish her
in sickness and in health,
1366
01:15:28,807 --> 01:15:32,709
- all the days of your life?
- I do.
1367
01:15:32,778 --> 01:15:35,645
Then I pronounce you
husband and wife.
1368
01:15:35,714 --> 01:15:38,012
Now, you can step on the glass,
1369
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:40,449
which signifies
the destruction of the...
1370
01:15:40,519 --> 01:15:42,646
of times gone by,
1371
01:15:42,721 --> 01:15:45,212
of a turning to the future.
1372
01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:47,315
You belong,
not to your parents,
1373
01:15:47,392 --> 01:15:50,759
but to each other, ;
not to their families,
1374
01:15:50,829 --> 01:15:52,456
but to your own.
1375
01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:57,059
The future,
with God's help, is yours.
1376
01:15:59,004 --> 01:16:01,495
Mazel tov!
1377
01:16:12,656 --> 01:16:15,682
♪♪
1378
01:16:26,036 --> 01:16:29,267
Excuse me.
May I help you?
1379
01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:31,671
Would you come with me, please?
1380
01:16:31,741 --> 01:16:34,437
There's been a slight mix-up
with the seating.
1381
01:16:41,117 --> 01:16:43,210
Mozzarella!
1382
01:16:48,325 --> 01:16:50,691
Are you serious?
1383
01:16:52,128 --> 01:16:55,564
Oscar, look at Fran.
She lost 100 pounds.
1384
01:16:55,632 --> 01:16:59,227
Really? You're kidding.
1385
01:16:59,302 --> 01:17:01,566
How'd you do it?
1386
01:17:01,638 --> 01:17:03,868
You look wonderful.
1387
01:17:04,975 --> 01:17:08,843
Hi, all the seats
at my table are taken.
1388
01:17:08,912 --> 01:17:12,780
- Can I sit with you?
- Oh, sure.
1389
01:17:12,849 --> 01:17:16,012
What are you trying to do?
Are you crazy?
1390
01:17:16,086 --> 01:17:20,284
- I hope I'm not imposing.
- Don't be silly.
1391
01:17:20,357 --> 01:17:23,224
This is my first meal
in a week...
1392
01:17:23,293 --> 01:17:26,126
that's not take-out Chinese food.
1393
01:17:27,130 --> 01:17:29,428
She's always working.
1394
01:17:29,499 --> 01:17:32,525
I leave the office,
she's working away.
1395
01:17:32,602 --> 01:17:36,402
After a while, you look forward
to something different.
1396
01:17:36,473 --> 01:17:39,135
I never thought
she'd make the wedding.
1397
01:17:39,209 --> 01:17:42,303
Stacks of papers.
That's my secretary.
1398
01:17:49,352 --> 01:17:52,913
I still think about
nothing but you.
1399
01:17:52,989 --> 01:17:55,514
Did you get my letters?
1400
01:17:55,592 --> 01:17:57,685
Yeah.
1401
01:17:57,761 --> 01:18:00,457
I'm embarrassed at
what a coward I've been...
1402
01:18:00,530 --> 01:18:03,124
for not answering them.
1403
01:18:04,401 --> 01:18:06,892
I can't talk
to you about this...
1404
01:18:06,970 --> 01:18:09,530
while we're dancing
to this music.
1405
01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:12,803
Music has a big effect
on you, doesn't it?
1406
01:18:12,876 --> 01:18:13,808
Yeah.
1407
01:18:13,877 --> 01:18:16,107
I admire that.
1408
01:18:16,179 --> 01:18:18,943
Why don't we
sit down for a minute?
1409
01:18:19,015 --> 01:18:21,245
Certainly.
1410
01:18:30,594 --> 01:18:33,529
Stevie,
1411
01:18:33,597 --> 01:18:36,293
I'm very attracted to you.
1412
01:18:36,366 --> 01:18:38,834
I just don't think...
1413
01:18:38,902 --> 01:18:41,871
there's any future
in this for us.
1414
01:18:41,938 --> 01:18:44,634
I think perhaps there is.
1415
01:18:44,708 --> 01:18:47,370
You haven't even
gotten to know me yet,
1416
01:18:47,444 --> 01:18:50,208
and already
you're attracted to me.
1417
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,544
I think that the odds...
1418
01:18:52,616 --> 01:18:54,846
are very good for our future.
1419
01:18:54,918 --> 01:18:57,250
No, no, we...
1420
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,312
We have very different backgrounds.
1421
01:19:00,390 --> 01:19:02,119
I know.
1422
01:19:02,192 --> 01:19:05,093
You're half Jewish.
1423
01:19:05,161 --> 01:19:07,459
I could become half Jewish.
1424
01:19:07,530 --> 01:19:09,760
That's not what I mean.
1425
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,767
Stevie,
1426
01:19:11,835 --> 01:19:13,632
I'm a cop,
1427
01:19:15,238 --> 01:19:18,036
and you're...
1428
01:19:18,108 --> 01:19:20,042
not.
1429
01:19:20,110 --> 01:19:22,806
Connie,
1430
01:19:22,879 --> 01:19:25,848
I could be anything
that you want.
1431
01:19:25,915 --> 01:19:28,975
I could do anything
for the woman that I love.
1432
01:19:29,052 --> 01:19:31,520
You are the blood in my veins.
1433
01:19:31,588 --> 01:19:33,988
I would walk through fire for you.
1434
01:19:34,057 --> 01:19:39,085
I believe that people
should think with their heart.
1435
01:19:39,162 --> 01:19:42,427
I will always be available.
1436
01:19:42,499 --> 01:19:45,297
I belong to you.
1437
01:20:22,706 --> 01:20:25,231
Excuse me, Mr. Hopper.
1438
01:20:25,308 --> 01:20:28,744
In our family, it's a tradition
to celebrate a wedding...
1439
01:20:28,812 --> 01:20:32,043
with a very old,
very special grappa.
1440
01:20:32,115 --> 01:20:34,913
Perhaps I can offer a little sip.
1441
01:20:34,984 --> 01:20:40,012
- Sure.
- Now this is a very fine grappa.
1442
01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:42,024
Cent'anni.
1443
01:20:45,195 --> 01:20:47,527
It's good, isn't it?
1444
01:20:47,597 --> 01:20:50,088
Doesn't smell like gasoline.
1445
01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:52,726
Speaking of tradition,
1446
01:20:52,802 --> 01:20:56,533
I have been thinking about
our previous conversation.
1447
01:20:56,606 --> 01:20:59,769
- Yeah?
- I believe sometimes young people...
1448
01:20:59,843 --> 01:21:02,107
observe traditions
in their own way,
1449
01:21:02,178 --> 01:21:04,112
but not always
as their families wish.
1450
01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:05,579
I've noticed that.
1451
01:21:05,648 --> 01:21:08,412
This is not always a bad thing.
1452
01:21:08,485 --> 01:21:11,818
Sometimes a young person
has to make their own life.
1453
01:21:13,356 --> 01:21:16,553
For example,
I owe allegiance to my family,
1454
01:21:16,626 --> 01:21:19,060
but I still want
to show respect to you.
1455
01:21:19,129 --> 01:21:21,324
As an act of good faith,
1456
01:21:21,397 --> 01:21:24,230
I believe I can help you
extricate yourself...
1457
01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:27,463
from this arrangement
you have with my Uncle Georgie.
1458
01:21:27,537 --> 01:21:30,005
Um,
1459
01:21:30,073 --> 01:21:33,042
- how would this work?
- I believe...
1460
01:21:33,109 --> 01:21:35,407
I can arrange it
with my uncle...
1461
01:21:35,478 --> 01:21:37,776
for you to come out
even on this.
1462
01:21:37,847 --> 01:21:40,748
You get your house back,
sell it to whomever you want.
1463
01:21:40,817 --> 01:21:42,808
He'll go along with that?
1464
01:21:42,886 --> 01:21:46,754
Just say to him like this:
"I'm not happy."
1465
01:21:46,823 --> 01:21:50,156
In this way, he will understand
that you want out.
1466
01:21:50,226 --> 01:21:53,889
Show him respect by allowing
him to make the decision.
1467
01:21:53,963 --> 01:21:55,191
How?
1468
01:21:55,265 --> 01:21:58,063
You just say to him like this:
1469
01:21:58,134 --> 01:22:01,797
"I don't think I can give you
what you want on this job."
1470
01:22:01,871 --> 01:22:05,671
- And then he lets me go?
- Maybe he kills you,
1471
01:22:05,742 --> 01:22:08,074
but I think he lets you go.
1472
01:22:09,312 --> 01:22:12,907
Please, do not feel
obligated to me in any way.
1473
01:22:12,982 --> 01:22:15,314
This is my pleasure.
1474
01:22:27,063 --> 01:22:29,531
You know, Uncle Georgie,
1475
01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:32,830
I'm always lookin' to figure
what to do with my life.
1476
01:22:32,902 --> 01:22:36,338
Give it some thought,
and you'll know what to do.
1477
01:22:36,406 --> 01:22:39,603
You ask yourself,
"Do I like vending machines?
1478
01:22:39,676 --> 01:22:42,406
Do I like refuse removal?"
1479
01:22:42,478 --> 01:22:46,676
- Refuse can be a very nice life.
- This is what I mean.
1480
01:22:46,749 --> 01:22:50,708
I've been thinking about
my life, what I should do.
1481
01:22:50,787 --> 01:22:53,847
That's what I'm saying.
This is good.
1482
01:22:53,923 --> 01:22:56,858
After thinking about it,
I have finally decided on...
1483
01:22:56,926 --> 01:22:59,918
what would be a good path
for me to take in my life.
1484
01:22:59,996 --> 01:23:02,521
Now you're thinking
with your brains.
1485
01:23:02,599 --> 01:23:06,695
- What are you gonna do?
- Next month,
1486
01:23:06,769 --> 01:23:09,761
I'm gonna apply
to the Police Academy.
1487
01:23:12,909 --> 01:23:15,844
This is some tent
my brother-in-law got me.
1488
01:23:15,912 --> 01:23:17,607
What's wrong with it?
1489
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:21,013
I want to talk something
over with you.
1490
01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:22,676
Yeah?
1491
01:23:25,288 --> 01:23:28,883
I mean, if that would
meet with your approval.
1492
01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:31,688
I say this with respect...
1493
01:23:31,761 --> 01:23:34,229
for your feelings about talking.
1494
01:23:34,297 --> 01:23:36,390
What is it?
1495
01:23:38,801 --> 01:23:42,202
This is a hell of a tent.
Look at the way this leaks.
1496
01:23:42,272 --> 01:23:45,605
If Oscar told me "rain tent,"
I could have gotten you one.
1497
01:23:45,675 --> 01:23:47,870
What do you expect for nothing?
1498
01:23:47,944 --> 01:23:51,471
Wait.
You got this tent for nothing?
1499
01:23:51,547 --> 01:23:53,515
You got this tent?
1500
01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:56,780
This is a difficult concept.
Yeah, I got the tent.
1501
01:23:57,954 --> 01:24:00,445
Will you leave it alone?
1502
01:24:00,523 --> 01:24:02,718
You're making it worse.
1503
01:24:02,792 --> 01:24:04,555
Sit down.
1504
01:24:04,627 --> 01:24:06,492
What's this kid's name?
1505
01:24:06,562 --> 01:24:08,996
It's a little leak, that's all.
1506
01:24:09,065 --> 01:24:10,930
Just enjoy yourself.
1507
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,434
Would you like to dance?
1508
01:24:13,503 --> 01:24:16,336
Sure, I'd love to.
1509
01:24:34,490 --> 01:24:37,687
Did you finally
get the fish market?
1510
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:41,127
The fish market?
Yeah, I got the fish market.
1511
01:24:41,197 --> 01:24:44,064
That guy cost me a fortune.
1512
01:24:44,133 --> 01:24:46,897
It's like he knew
exactly how high I'd go.
1513
01:24:46,970 --> 01:24:50,337
You weren't dealing with him,
you were dealing with me.
1514
01:24:50,406 --> 01:24:51,464
What?
1515
01:24:51,541 --> 01:24:54,408
I bought it from him,
you bought it from me.
1516
01:24:54,477 --> 01:24:56,741
Why would you do that?
1517
01:24:58,715 --> 01:25:01,240
I guess mainly to get even.
1518
01:25:01,317 --> 01:25:03,615
Pretty good, huh?
1519
01:25:03,686 --> 01:25:07,144
Really, be objective.
That's not bad.
1520
01:25:07,223 --> 01:25:09,248
That is disgusting.
1521
01:25:09,325 --> 01:25:11,759
I can't believe you did that.
1522
01:25:11,828 --> 01:25:14,626
How could you do that
to your husband?
1523
01:25:14,697 --> 01:25:16,824
I'm your family.
1524
01:25:16,899 --> 01:25:20,960
You're quite the family man.
You're cheating on your wife!
1525
01:25:21,037 --> 01:25:23,403
You're cheating
on this secretary...
1526
01:25:23,473 --> 01:25:25,964
you're underpaying
and overscrewing.
1527
01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:28,033
This is ridiculous.
1528
01:25:28,111 --> 01:25:30,978
I don't have to listen
to that kind of talk.
1529
01:25:31,047 --> 01:25:34,448
You're a rat, Oscar.
You belong in a pack.
1530
01:25:34,517 --> 01:25:36,985
You don't want people
to hear this.
1531
01:25:37,053 --> 01:25:40,853
If we had children, you probably
would have eaten them.
1532
01:25:40,923 --> 01:25:42,015
I love my family.
1533
01:25:42,091 --> 01:25:45,026
Look at this tent you get
your brother-in-law!
1534
01:25:45,094 --> 01:25:47,585
- Get your hand off of that!
- It's falling apart!
1535
01:25:47,663 --> 01:25:50,359
I said, get your hand off that.
1536
01:25:50,433 --> 01:25:54,164
I am sick and tired
of your insane accusations.
1537
01:25:54,237 --> 01:25:56,831
Let go of that and sit down!
1538
01:25:57,774 --> 01:25:59,241
Sit!
1539
01:25:59,308 --> 01:26:02,300
Oh, Oscar, go fuck yourself.
1540
01:26:09,752 --> 01:26:11,617
Damn it, Oscar!
1541
01:26:11,687 --> 01:26:13,484
I gave you $3,000.
1542
01:26:13,556 --> 01:26:16,616
You sold me junk!
You cheated me!
1543
01:26:16,692 --> 01:26:19,092
Cheated you?
I saved your life!
1544
01:26:19,162 --> 01:26:21,494
I loaned you money
when you had nothing!
1545
01:26:21,564 --> 01:26:22,394
Don't poke me.
1546
01:26:22,465 --> 01:26:25,525
I'm always helping you
with money, guidance, advice!
1547
01:26:25,601 --> 01:26:27,626
Don't poke me!
1548
01:26:27,703 --> 01:26:29,637
I'm getting out
of that house deal.
1549
01:26:29,705 --> 01:26:30,831
You're not out!
1550
01:26:30,907 --> 01:26:32,841
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not!
1551
01:26:32,909 --> 01:26:34,900
Yes I am, and don't poke me!
1552
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:39,214
Am I wet?
1553
01:26:39,282 --> 01:26:41,341
Well, just a little bit.
1554
01:26:41,417 --> 01:26:43,351
You pushed me
through the tent?
1555
01:26:43,419 --> 01:26:44,511
What do you want?
1556
01:26:44,587 --> 01:26:47,579
- You slipped and fell.
- Keep away from me!
1557
01:26:47,657 --> 01:26:50,490
Did you see him push me?
I want your names later.
1558
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:52,687
Did you see him push me?
1559
01:26:52,762 --> 01:26:55,754
You pocketed $3,000.
I owe a guy a favor for this tent.
1560
01:26:55,832 --> 01:26:58,266
What do you mean, you're out?
1561
01:26:58,334 --> 01:27:00,700
Georgie, with all due respect,
1562
01:27:00,770 --> 01:27:02,795
I'm not happy.
1563
01:27:02,872 --> 01:27:05,466
- What?
- I don't think I can give you...
1564
01:27:05,541 --> 01:27:07,702
what you want on this job.
1565
01:27:07,777 --> 01:27:10,143
I don't need this shit.
You're out.
1566
01:27:10,213 --> 01:27:13,341
- We'll replace him.
- You're out, too.
1567
01:27:13,416 --> 01:27:15,714
- We're associated.
- Associated?
1568
01:27:15,785 --> 01:27:18,515
You clip me for $3,000,
you get me all wet,
1569
01:27:18,588 --> 01:27:21,148
and my nephew's
talking like a citizen.
1570
01:27:21,224 --> 01:27:23,692
Are you trying
to destroy my life?
1571
01:27:23,759 --> 01:27:26,990
Listen to me.
Let's not get emotional about this.
1572
01:27:27,063 --> 01:27:29,088
We can work this out.
1573
01:27:38,941 --> 01:27:40,670
Oh, my God.
1574
01:27:40,743 --> 01:27:43,075
I think we better get out of here.
1575
01:27:43,146 --> 01:27:45,341
Oh, my God!
1576
01:27:51,521 --> 01:27:52,783
Oh, my...
1577
01:28:02,064 --> 01:28:03,725
Betsy!
1578
01:28:24,054 --> 01:28:26,989
♪♪
1579
01:28:46,142 --> 01:28:49,077
I'm sorry it didn't turn out
the way I thought it would.
1580
01:28:49,145 --> 01:28:52,080
I wanted your wedding to be
something you'd never forget.
1581
01:28:52,148 --> 01:28:54,981
I don't think I could
ever forget this.
1582
01:29:25,715 --> 01:29:28,411
I just felt it.
She's gone.
1583
01:29:28,485 --> 01:29:31,215
- How are you doing?
- What could be bad?
1584
01:29:31,287 --> 01:29:33,255
I just gave her away...
1585
01:29:33,323 --> 01:29:35,757
in the world's most
expensive pizza parlor,
1586
01:29:35,825 --> 01:29:38,316
and if we're lucky,
we'll break even.
1587
01:29:38,394 --> 01:29:41,659
When we break even,
that's money in the bank.
1588
01:29:45,468 --> 01:29:49,097
I'm very touched
by what you did for my father.
1589
01:29:49,172 --> 01:29:52,107
Connie, it would make me
extremely happy...
1590
01:29:52,175 --> 01:29:54,769
if you would grant
me the honor...
1591
01:29:54,844 --> 01:29:57,836
of considering your
feelings toward me.
1592
01:29:57,914 --> 01:30:00,246
I don't ask for a commitment,
1593
01:30:00,316 --> 01:30:03,444
just that you would
consider what you feel.
1594
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,454
Stevie,
1595
01:30:06,823 --> 01:30:10,122
I'm considering.
1596
01:30:10,193 --> 01:30:13,629
This makes me
the happiest of men.
1597
01:30:20,370 --> 01:30:23,362
Could you start wearing this
off to the side?
1598
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:25,703
Absolutely.
1599
01:30:38,454 --> 01:30:41,753
Oh, God, please, let them elope!
1600
01:34:01,004 --> 01:34:02,753
The end---